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1. Monkeys play football

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2. Feelings to play with :(

From All The Toys In The World, People Choose "Feelings" To Play With...!!

3. Life is a game which we have to play!

Life is a game which we have to play! So, live it & have fun bcoz..... Har pal me pyar hai, Har lamhe me khushi hai, Kho do to yaadein hai..... jee lo to zindagi hai.

4. Women has many roles 2 play

She has many roles 2 play:Mother,Sister,Daughter,Friend & so on. Every legend was born of her pain!, 'WoMeN's DaY!'

5. Friendship is not a game to play

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

6. Life is a game, play it

Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

7. Memories play a confusing role.

Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember da time u cried 2gether. But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed 2gethr

8. Emotion play role .. heart cries

When emotions play their role Heart cries.. When heart cries it does not make any sound and the person who listens to the mute sound is called "FRIEND"....

9. Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play

Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you,Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion,That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I […]

10. Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

11. Do u love me more than your family?

Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ? Girl :No Boy :Why ? Girl :okay Listen dis. when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was. When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was When […]

12. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

13. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

14. AQAL HO NA HO

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15. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

16. If you are in love / broke up / single

*If You Are In Love: -Get The Best Of It -Forget The Bad Things -Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever *If You Just Broke Up: -Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy -Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are There -Hug More People -Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single […]

17. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

18. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

19. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

20. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

21. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

22. Sending failed

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]

23. Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P

24. So I Am Texting You..:P :P

Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ? Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World. Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..:P :P

25. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

26. Impossible to explain how much I love you

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don't change the subject! Boy:Just do it! ... Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? Boy: Count how many stars there are. Girl: Impossible. Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

27. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

28. Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p

29. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

30. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

31. Mom in the room

When Your Mom Decides To Be In The Room While You're 0n The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google n Stare At It

32. Beauty, Love and heart

Beauty doesn't make love but love makes beauty break everything but never break the heart Heart is the music play it butnever play with it.

33. U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged

U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged With Lots Of Works. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day. Atleast For 1 min Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's Is Waiting 4Ur SMS. Missing u