Mom in the room

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

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  1. If you r in a dark room

    2. If you r in a dark room, You find blood everywhere And the walls are shaking - Don't worry friend, U r at the safest place, You r in my heart.

  2. One evening I¢â‚¬â¢ll come 2 ur room

    3. One evening Ill come 2 your room, Lock the door, Turn off the lights, Join U in bed. Ill come closer 2 U, My lips near your face, And Ill shout, Have a great night. "Good Night"

  3. Friendship Lives Inside A Room

    4. Friendship Lives Inside A Room It Has A Door The Door Has A Key & The Key Is Trust If U Lose The Trust Friendship Can Never B Found

  4. Luck, heart, time and decisions

    5. Luck decides whom u meet in Life.. Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life.. But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..

  5. New sim to surprise her husband

    6. Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

  6. That means I must have really escaped.

    7. A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚

  7. Google or Yahoo ???

    8. Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)

  8. Cut workload by 50%

    9. Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p

  9. Passwords of computer

    10. Fact of Life... Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords on the computer! :-)

  10. Reason I sit quiet & stare

    11. The Only Reason I Sit Quiet And Stare Is Because Sometimes.. You Are Too Cute For Words!

  11. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    12. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  12. Graduation speech (Funny)

    13. Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

  13. The past is like rear-view mirror in the car,

    14. The past is like using your rear-view mirror in the car, it's good to glance back and see how far you've come, but if you stare too long you'll miss what's right in front of you.

  14. To jo rooth gia to azab hai

    15. Na jo thum sakay kisi aur say, Main bujhta aik chiragh hoon, Mera room room dard dard, Meray dukh ka sira nahin, Meri laghzishon main pali barhi, Koi khoi kahani bhi hai, To jo sath hai to sukoon naheen, To jo rooth gia to azab hai, meri zindagi hai aik goo mago, mujhay roshni milti […]

  15. Probability of a topic

    16. "The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely...."

  16. eXams are there, at the paper u stare

    17. eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

  17. U don;t know sumthing?

    18. U don;t know sumthing? Google it ! U don't know sumone? Facebook it ! You don't find sumthing? . . . . . MUMMY !! :D Sum things, nevr change.. :)

  18. 654321 Aim in life

    19. Aim in life should b 654321 Shocked? 6-Six digit salary 5-Five working days 4-Four wheeler car 3-Three room flat 2-Two cute childrn 1-One sweetheart :-D

  19. Friendship is a network that needs

    20. Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your Heart.!

  20. FriendShip is a network that needs

    21. FriendShip is a network that needs.. NO Recharge! NO Roaming! NO Validity! NO activation! NO Signal prbms! Just don't switch off ur Heart...

  21. A helping word to one in trouble

    22. A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity.

  22. A good Friend is like a computer

    23. A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

  23. Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

    24. Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]

  24. Me without you

    25. ME Without YOU!! It's Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Video movie without Music And Google With No Results

  25. Funny graduation speech

    26. Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

  26. How good I play the guitar ???

    27. boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

  27. Whenever u go to switch off the light

    28. I wish moon always be full & bright !!! U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light, Remember that I am wishing u Good Night......

  28. A boys eye / girls heart

    29. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

  29. I really deeply wish ... on my bed

    30. I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  30. Sardar Joined a new job

    31. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

  31. The world has the habit

    32. The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going (Napoleon Hill)

  32. Y r u praying in classroom?

    33. In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah. Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah

  33. Kiss in Physics & Computer

    34. Kiss Definition in Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies" Kiss Definition in Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"