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U don;t know sumthing?
U don;t know sumthing?
Google it !
U don't know sumone?
Facebook it !
You don't find sumthing?
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MUMMY !! :D
Sum things, nevr change.. :)
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I have someting for u. Close ur eyes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 CHEATER!!! U didn't close ur eyes. So nothing 4 u Exept My sincerity my love & prayers Happy Independence Day
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
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Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)
To Improve Is To Change; Being Perfect Is To Change Often. Let's Always Strive To Change Often To Make Our Nation Progress. Happy Republic Day
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. -George Bernard Shaw
"Change can't be given to you every time, You Must Bring the Change" Great lines said by . . . . Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor. (Now read once again).:-D
"changing the face" can change nothing .. but "facing the change" can change everything..!!!!
Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P
Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Definition of "nothing"..... Time doesn't wait for you or me.. Days pass 'n year change, You miss me.. I miss you, You moved away with your loved ones, Your life changes, Friends change, People change, But your heart has Those precious moments engraved in it If you want it or not, They are always their, […]
When Your Mom Decides To Be In The Room While You're 0n The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google n Stare At It
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Don't be upset and get caught up with things or people that cannot change. Instead, move on, let go and focus on what you are able to change. The things that enhance your life. You deserve to be happy. Good Morning
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Don't mix bad word with your bad mood, you will have many opportunities to change a mood, But, you will never get opportunity to change the words.
Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
Facebook Skype: Now Married People Can Cheat Via Skype While Watering Their Crops 0n FarmVille .. =D
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I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In ... =P =D
Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p
Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]
Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status
Girl : I'm warning you My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.. Boy : But I'm not doing anything.. Girl : That's why I'm warning you.. Hurry up ! :D :D
Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane, Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.