Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

Misc SMS Jokes

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook
1.Upload a new profile pic
2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc..
3.Be happy...
4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY
5.Be happy again!!!
6.Goto step 1. :p

Related SMS

  1. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

    2. Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

  2. Picture on driving license and facebook

    3. Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

  3. Life is much like facebook

    4. Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

  4. Which way to follow?

    5. A Sad Lines By Broken Heart- “They Say Follow Your Heart But When Your Heart Is In So Many Pieces, Which Way Are You To Follow?”

  5. When a girl on facebook

    6. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  6. Everything will follow you

    7. When you are in light everything will follow you. But when you enter dark even you own shadow will leave you. " THAT'S LIFE "

  7. Year 2 follow be the best

    8. God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

  8. Until facebook

    9. I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

  9. Degrees of girls!

    10. Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

  10. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    11. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  11. Want to make money through facebook?

    12. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  12. Girls look beautiful because....

    13. Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

  13. Girls are like apples on trees.

    14. ‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

  14. It's a girls world

    15. It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

  15. Follow this to be good

    16. Philosophy of a successful life , When you are alone, "control your thoughts" and when you are in crowd, "control your words"

  16. Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens

    17. We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women's Day!

  17. Height of bravery for girls in 2012

    18. Height Of Bravery For Girls in 2012 . . . . . . Moving Out Of House Without Make-Up :P

  18. GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

    19. GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

  19. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

    20. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

  20. Imagine world without girls

    21. Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

  21. A girl's status at facebook

    22. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

  22. Girls Logic

    23. : Girls' Logic : > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch...!! . . . . > If He Is Online, He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

  23. Girls r like phones

    24. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

  24. Stop looking at girls

    25. Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

  25. Attitude of girls

    26. Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

  26. Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

    27. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don't exist.

  27. A boys eye / girls heart

    28. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

  28. Reason for girls to live longer

    29. Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does

  29. Perfect look of girls/women

    30. GIRLS Want To Look Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys, But A WOMAN 0nly Wants To Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man

  30. Never joke with brainless girls

    31. Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

  31. Girls misuse it, models sell it

    32. Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

  32. When girls wear tight fittings

    33. UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

  33. Realize value & respect girls

    34. Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them