Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D

Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P

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  1. Life is much like facebook

    2. Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

  2. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    3. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  3. A girl's status at facebook

    4. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

  4. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

    5. Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

  5. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

    6. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p

  6. When a girl on facebook

    7. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  7. Tied rakhi to the following boys

    8. 2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis

  8. Until facebook

    9. I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

  9. Picture on driving license and facebook

    10. Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

  10. Want to make money through facebook?

    11. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  11. The latest slogn of boys

    12. The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education

  12. A boys eye / girls heart

    13. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

  13. All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

    14. All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)

  14. Reason for crying of girls/boys

    15. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

  15. All boys r d same

    16. For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same" should be asked; Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

  16. Only 20% boys have brains.

    17. Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends:p

  17. A girl is like a bird!

    18. A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]

  18. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ?

    19. 7 Reasons Why Boys Are Always Happy Creatures ? 1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be Their Friend, 5: The Same Hair Style Lasts For Years […]

  19. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

    20. 15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

  20. Even if most beautiful girl is picked,

    21. If a man is allowed to select a girl from 90 girls and Even if most beautiful is picked, There's still the pain of losing the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p

  21. Life ends when you stop dreaming...love makes life beautiful

    22. Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

  22. Funny Facts / Truths of life

    23. - No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]

  23. Whats life ? Life is love.

    24. Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

  24. Girl cares the most

    25. Girl cares the most, for every relation in her life, if she doesn't care about you, be sure you never touched her heart

  25. Life is just a fun

    26. Life is just a fun, It passes like none. life we pass is just a game, It finishes like a flame. Life may be passed or made Life may be happy or sad. Life is knife for sad people, It is a pretty world for mad people

  26. May Allah Fill Your Life

    27. I Always Remember The People, Who Are Special For Me, Important For Me, Near & Dear To Me, Unavoidable For Me, I Think About Them, I Care About Them, I Pray For Them & You Are One Of Them. So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles. STAY BLESSED […]

  27. 2 get through this life, feel it, live it, face it

    28. 95 days after my birth, I knew who is my mom. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what words are. 30 minutes after my loved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 feet off from the ground over the cliff, I knew what it is to be alive. 20 days after […]

  28. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

    29. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

  29. Equation Of Life

    30. Equation Of Life → Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad Adding above 2, Life + Love = Happy Life - Love = Sad 2Life = Happy + Sad So, Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad

  30. Girl's best asset

    31. A girl's best asset is her 'Lie'Ability"

  31. Understanding a girl is like

    32. Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s At the stage of 99% completion... you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE Try again

  32. How to impress a girl / boy

    33. How to impress a girl >Respect Her >Honour Her >Love Her >Protect Her >Care For Her How to Impress a boy >Just smile once >Game over

  33. Without u my life is blue

    34. Im lost in your dreams, during the days, and coz of that ,i cant feel the suns rays, Im lost in your dreams, even at night, and coz of that ,i cant see the moon light, Im lost in your dreams, for months together, and coz of that, i cant feel the changing weather, So […]