A girl's status at facebook

Misc SMS Jokes

A Facebook status about refusing an iPhone deal — posted from an iPhone.

A girl's status at fb:
Weird day
A guy came up to me
&
told me he'd give me an iphone
if i sleep with him.

How ridiculous
.
.
.
Updated via iphone

Related SMS

  1. A guy wrote on his facebook status

    2. A man posts 'need a wife' on Facebook and 140 men jump in to help — not quite in the spirit he intended. A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...

  2. When a girl on facebook

    3. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  3. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

    4. Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

  4. Life is much like facebook

    5. Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

  5. New Year Captions & WhatsApp Status Lines

    6. Short New Year captions for Instagram posts, WhatsApp status and Facebook photos, sorted by the kind of picture you are posting. Every line is under 90 characters, so it fits a status without getting cut off. New Year captions for midnight and fireworks photos Midnight, fireworks and a fresh start. The sky lit up and […]

  6. Until facebook

    7. I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

  7. Never conclude a person by his present status

    8. Never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond.

  8. Picture on driving license and facebook

    9. Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

  9. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    10. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  10. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

    11. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p

  11. Want to make money through facebook?

    12. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  12. A Guy and girl in a library

    13. A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

  13. Want to win a girl?

    14. If You Wanna Win A Girl: Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs, Make Her Feel Safe, Give Her Forehead Kisses, & Good morning Messages.

  14. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

    15. If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

  15. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

    16. Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

  16. Girl fully exhausted

    17. A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

  17. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

    18. Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

  18. A girl & boy were sitting alone

    19. A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

  19. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

    20. When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

  20. 3 new girl friends.

    21. Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

  21. An old rich man marries a young girl.

    22. An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

  22. Sardar proposed a girl......

    23. A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

  23. Boy and Girl in Hotel

    24. A restaurant scene: boy proposes marriage one last time, girl says no, boy immediately asks the waiter for separate bills. Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

  24. one girl asked to pappu

    25. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

  25. Girl wearing a very short skirt

    26. A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

  26. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

    27. A cheeky religious joke about a moulvi whose rules shift when he is the subject. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

  27. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

    28. True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

  28. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

    29. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

  29. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    30. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  30. Girl's best asset

    31. A girl's best asset is her 'Lie'Ability"

  31. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

    32. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

  32. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

    33. A text abbreviation joke where ILY means something very different to each person. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

  33. A girl & boy story

    34. Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦