When a girl on facebook

When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your
“Proposal”,
When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
Girlfriend,
When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
When She Comments On Your Status It Meams
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You

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  3. Life is much like facebook

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  5. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

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  7. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

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  8. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

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  9. A girl & boy were sitting alone

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  17. Picture on driving license and facebook

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  18. A Guy and girl in a library

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