Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
" I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..."
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless Girls

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