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1. Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

A funny Roman Urdu good morning about sending cheerful daily greetings and receiving back a stare that looks like a compiler error report. Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

2. Einstein's theory of Relativity

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan, a second seems an hour, But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

3. Half of our life to find true love

It takes half of our life to find true love, And half to keep them. I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.

4. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."

5. Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life

Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life 1 Hour Exercise 2 Time Bath 3 Time Eat 5 Times Pray 6 Hour Sleep 8 Hour Work 1 Min Thinking Of Me

6. An Emotional Hug (Funny)

After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!

7. When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.

8. Hope....

About the part of you that keeps hoping even when it knows better — that's hope. One half of our heart always knows that some wishes would never come true, still the second half waits for magic and miracles to happen.... Its hope

9. Height of coolness

Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

10. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

11. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

12. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

13. Behavior before and after marriage

An observation joke about how marriage behavior changes on both sides. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

14. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

15. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

16. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

17. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

18. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

19. Validity of being my friend

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immidiately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool sms.So hurry

20. Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house. *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. […]

21. Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

A funny Roman Urdu good morning where the moon clocks out, the sun clocks in, and the rooster files an official morning warning. Moon ne Band ki Lighting, Sun ne shuru ki shining Murge ne di hai warning k ho gayi hai Morning, to Hum bhi bol daib, aap ko Good Morning!

22. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

A child sent to borrow sugar from a neighbor relays mom's message word for word — including the parts mom didn't mean to send. Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

23. Sending failed

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]

24. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

25. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

A Sardar kid reports a magic trick — bathroom light turns on by itself when he opens the fridge door. Mom immediately knows what happened. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya..... Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree. Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

26. If u drop me i ill break

Send when you want someone to understand just how much you need them — and how fragile loving someone that much makes you feel. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u […]

27. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

28. Impossible to explain how much I love you

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don't change the subject! Boy:Just do it! ... Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? Boy: Count how many stars there are. Girl: Impossible. Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

29. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

30. if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

31. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil […]

32. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

33. Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.