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1. Half of our life to find true love

It takes half of our life to find true love, And half to keep them. I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.

2. Einstein's theory of Relativity

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan, a second seems an hour, But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

3. An Emotional Hug (Funny)

After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!

4. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."

5. Hope....

One half of our heart always knows that some wishes would never come true, still the second half waits for magic and miracles to happen.... Its hope

6. Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life

Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life 1 Hour Exercise 2 Time Bath 3 Time Eat 5 Times Pray 6 Hour Sleep 8 Hour Work 1 Min Thinking Of Me

7. When do you want to start?

Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.

8. Height of coolness

Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

9. Behavior before and after marriage

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

10. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

11. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

12. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

13. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

14. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

15. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

16. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

17. Sending failed

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]

18. if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

19. This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

20. If u drop me i ill break

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

21. Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house. *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old. […]

22. Validity of being my friend

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immidiately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool sms.So hurry

23. Celebrate Happy New Year Message 4 Spouse

We Are Going To Celebrate Tonight, The Kids Are In Bed, And I Am Setting The Mood For Us To Get Our Groove On. Hurry Up ! And Come On Home And Let Me Wish You A Happy New Year.

24. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

25. Impossible to explain how much I love you

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don't change the subject! Boy:Just do it! ... Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? Boy: Count how many stars there are. Girl: Impossible. Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

26. Their daddy becomes the mummy

Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

27. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

28. How good I play the guitar ???

boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

29. Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don��t worry darling �I am already married�.:p

30. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

31. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

32. Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

33. Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.