Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

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