Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!

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Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!
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I m 'Pathan',
My Name Is 'Altaf',
I Speak 'Sindhi'
And
Live In 'Baloch Colony'
With My 'Punjabi' Family

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  1. Good news for Karachi University students

    2. Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

  2. New year with peace & prosperity

    3. Formal Hinglish New Year wish covering all the bases: fulfilled goals, growing fame, love, friendship, and plenty of peace and prosperity. Poore ho aapke sare Aim, Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti. Wish you a... Happy New Year with a Plenty […]

  3. May the joy and peace of Christmas

    4. May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

  4. When you truly love some one ... live a romantic live

    5. When you truly love some one, you don't look for faults and u don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes and faults, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses ... and live a romantic life...

  5. Love, peace, hope & joy for the year ahead

    6. Not by making your life always pleasant, But by showing you when people And their causes need you most, And by making you anxious to be There to help. Allahs Love, Peace, Hope And joy to you for the year ahead

  6. Wou would live forever

    7. Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. (Og Mandino)

  7. What I need to live

    8. What i need to live has been given to me by the earth.. Why i need to live has been given to me by you my valentine !!! Happy Valentines Day

  8. live your life

    9. You were crying when u were born while evrybody was laughing there As u live 2 blow a thousand candles, live ur life humbly so that u would b the one laughing when u die and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday :)

  9. Where does God live?

    10. A classroom joke where a boy explains where God lives based on his dad's morning routine. Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

  10. Live for the one

    11. Live for the one,who can die 4 u Smile for the one,who cries for u Fight for the one,who protects u And,love the one,who loves u more than u

  11. I don't live there anymore

    12. Don't Judge Me By My Past... . . . I Don't Live There Anymore.

  12. Its me who live for you my dear valentine

    13. This is a moon which learns from you, That is a sun which respects you, There are stars which shine for you, And here, Its me who live for you.

  13. Live, Lead, and preach

    14. GOD Made You To Be You Not A Copy Of Someone Else Live , Lead And Preach With The Personality GOD Gave You

  14. Live the life you've imagined.

    15. Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined. (Henry David Thoreau)

  15. Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.

    16. Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U. Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U. Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U...?

  16. There are only two ways to live your life

    17. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is a miracle. (Albert Einstein)

  17. Reason for girls to live longer

    18. Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does

  18. Impossible to live without love

    19. ~Love~ We think abt it. Sing abt it, Dream abt it & Loose sleep worrying abt it When we dnot know we have It, we search for it . When we discover it, we dont Know wh8 to do wid it . When we have it, we fear Loosing it. Its d constant source Of […]

  19. Live life like a pair of walking feet

    20. Live life like a pair of walking feet, The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot behind has no shame because they both knows their situation will change!

  20. Live life With Your Beloved Ones

    21. Rain Is Irritating If You Are Getting Wet Alone!:( Pizza Is Just Some Junk Food If There Are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up!:( Beach Is Th Dirtiest Place When There Is No One To Hold N Walk By The Side!:( Songs R Just A Time Pass If They Doesn't Remind […]

  21. Challenge to live for 24 hours

    22. One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

  22. Love is reason to live or leave life

    23. Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??

  23. To live a life i need heartbeat

    24. To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U ALWAYS

  24. To live a life i need a heartbeat

    25. To live a life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happiness, 2 have happiness i need a friend & 4 a friend i need U!

  25. 2 get through this life, feel it, live it, face it

    26. 95 days after my birth, I knew who is my mom. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what words are. 30 minutes after my loved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 feet off from the ground over the cliff, I knew what it is to be alive. 20 days after […]

  26. Live in center of believe

    27. How can u believe on the word 'believe', when there is a lie in center ? ;) - Think..

  27. Live it....Life

    28. The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion & style & compassion & generosity & humour and finally with kindness.

  28. Live alive

    29. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

  29. People live People die

    30. People come and go, laugh and cry, give up and try. But I will never forget you. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

  30. How to speak according to Quran

    31. How & What to speak according to Quran Speak the truth [Al Qur'an 3:17] Speak straight [Al Qur'an 33:70] Speak justice [Al Qur'an 6:152] Speak kindly [Al Qur'an 2:83] Speak politely [Al Qur'an 17:53] Speak fairly [Al Qur'an 17:28] Speak gently [Al Qur'an 20:44] Speak graciously [Al Qur'an 17:23] Speak not in vain [Al Qur'an […]

  31. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

    32. Teacher asks Altaf Hussain how to divide 4 apples among 5 children; his answer is to just remove one child from the equation. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

  32. Tips for a Blissful Life

    33. Four tips for a better life: live honestly, love without clinging, listen without fighting, speak without hurting. Tips for a Blissful Life: LIVE widout pretending, LOVE widout depending, LISTEN widout defending, SPEAK widout offending...!! :-)

  33. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

    34. A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"