Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment.

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

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