Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Hindi Funny SMS

Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined.

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

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