Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Hindi Wife SMS

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet.

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

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