Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Hindi Wife SMS

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Related SMS

  1. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

    2. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  2. Kuch khone ko pyar kehte hain

    3. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  3. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain

    4. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain, 1.Jannatul mava 2.Darul maqam 3.Darul salam 4.Darul Khuld 5.Jannatul adan 6.Jannatul naim 7.Jannatul Kashif 8.Jannatul firdos Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat her darwazay se ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"

  4. kehte hain uss daur ko dosti

    5. Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai kehte hain uss daur ko dosti jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai

  5. Tang-dasti, dozakh, maal aur jannat

    6. Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain agar dozakh se dare'n tou dono' se bach jaye'n Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain agar jannat se kare'n tou dono' pa le'n" Imam Ghazali

  6. Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai

    7. Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦ Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦ Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai, Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay

  7. Chalo aik sath chaltay hain

    8. Zamanay ko jalnay do chalo aik sath chalte hain, Nayee duniya basanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Hamain jeevan ka her lamha tumhare naam kerna hai, Yeh waada nibhanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Suna hay mil k chalne se muqaddar jaag uthte hain, Yeh baat aazmanay ko chalo aik sath chaltay hain,

  8. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

    9. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

  9. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain

    10. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain magar shikwa nahi kertay hum apni mohabbat ko yun ruswa nahi kertay jo paas aa baithay usey dil se chahtey hain jo uth ker chala jaye usey roka nahi kertay

  10. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

    11. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...

  11. Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

    12. Hum jaise dost hotay nahin sab k liye, Yeh tohfa hai kisi kisi k liye. Kion jala rakha hai shamma bujha dijiye Kia hum kum hain rooshni k liye

  12. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

    13. Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

  13. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

    14. Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

  14. AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain

    15. AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain Dil Ki Mehfil Main Ujaalon K Liye Yaad Ki Shama Jala Lete Hain Jalte Mausum Main Bhe Ye Deewane Kuch Haseen Phool Khila Lete Hain Apni Aankhon Ko Bana Ker Ye Zubaan Kitne Afsane Suna Lete Hain Jin Ko Jeena Hai Mohabbat K […]

  15. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

    16. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

  16. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    17. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  17. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

    18. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

  18. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    19. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

  19. Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

    20. Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon, Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

  20. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    21. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  21. Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

    22. Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha doosre din doosri ladki ke sath teesre din teesri ladki ke sath baitha tha Moral of the story Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

  22. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

    23. Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

  23. Hum se log hain naraz kis liye

    24. Dil se teri yad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad, bura to nahi kia, Hum se log hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi kisi ko khafa to nahi kia

  24. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

    25. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

  25. Phir Kitna Hua Hai Asar Puchte Hain

    26. Ek Lamhe Me Unhone Zindagi Sawar Di, Doosre Lamhe Me Unhone Zindagi Ujad Di, Kusoor Unka Nahi Hamara Hai Un Do Lamho Mein Hamne Zindagi Guzar Di. Saza Dene Wale Raza Puchte Hain, Jeene Ki Humse Wajah Puchte Hain, Dete Hain Khud He Zahar Humko Aakar, Phir Kitna Hua Hai Asar Puchte Hain,

  26. Zindagi mein kayi Mushkilain aati hain

    27. Zindagi mein kayi Mushkilain aati hain, Aur Insaan Zinda rehne se Ghabrata hain, Naa jaane kaise Hazaaron kaanton ke beech, Rehkar bhi ek Phool Muskurata hain.

  27. Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi

    28. Dosti karna‚ hamain bhi sikhado zara, Us dil k konay mein hum ko bhi bithado zara, Hum tumharay dil mein hain k nahi, Zuban say na sahi sms se to batado zara.

  28. khush rehne ki duaaein di hain

    29. Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum. Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum. juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai, Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

  29. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

    30. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

  30. Nashili aankhon sey woh jab hamein dekhte hain

    31. Nashili aankhon sey woh jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraa kar ankhen jhuka laitay hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana laitay hain...!

  31. Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay

    32. Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt... iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay, Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

  32. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain

    33. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain Kuch sath rehtay hain kuch bicher jatay hain. Kuch yaad rakhtay hain Kuch bhul jate hain. Ab hum aapko dekhte hain Aap kahan tak saath nibhatay hain

  33. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    34. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.