The King, queen & chess

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1. Girl / Queen / Princess to ...

A Father's Day message: every girl is always a princess to her father, no matter what. Every girl may not be a queen to her husband, But she is always a princess to her father" !!. Happy fathers day

2. Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess One Wrong Move And You Are . . . . Married :)

3. GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & Then sits back to see How we react to the CHALLENGES, So make the best move before CHECKMATE!

4. Gifted idiot to my queen

A Quote By A Guy For His Girl : "I Dont Love Or Propose Who Ever I See, Bcoz I Am The Gifted IDIOT To My Beautiful Queen.."

5. King of SMS

Poking fun at a friend who never responds to messages by giving them an honorary title for their impressive absence. Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don. Kabhi miss call na kar paon Ya akabhi call bhi na karon to samajh lena k KING OF SMS Araam farma rahay hain:)

6. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

7. True love is like a boy playing Carrom

True love is like a boy playing Carrom Always afraid of losing his queen. And A girl playing chess risking everything just 2 protect her king.

8. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

9. Message of the year

A quick one-liner explaining why women live longer — they don't have wives. Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

10. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

11. A line on a Husband's T shirt

A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

12. Thank you

T-here's richness in a love for life H-ere among the valentines, A-king and queen as man and wife: N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines; K-nowing well the needs of state. Y-on regal grace alone attends, O-n which the peace, both small and great, U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

13. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

A husband figures the neighbors' wives will at least show real emotion at his funeral, and makes his arrangements accordingly. Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

14. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

15. Never be proud . . .!

Never b Proud, For what u r & the Position u hold, Bcoz after a Game of Chess, the King & the Soldiers go into the same box..!

16. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

17. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

18. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

19. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

20. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

21. Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives "Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service".

22. A Special Package For Business Men.

An airline free-wife-ticket deal that backfires badly when letters go to the wives. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip […]

23. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

24. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

25. If u were my husband / wife

A Churchill-style husband-wife exchange about coffee and consequences. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

26. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

27. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

28. New APP for Husbands in iphone 7

After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,"Wife" and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide all special folders and deletes chat history! and best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

29. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

30. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

31. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

32. Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

33. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]