The King, queen & chess

Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

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  6. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

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  7. A line on a Husband's T shirt

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  10. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

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  11. Never be proud . . .!

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  12. Wife said I'm dying

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  13. 5 funny facts of life

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  14. Any boyfriend before marriage

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  17. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    18. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

  18. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

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  19. Husband aur wife in hotel

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  20. Husband was seriously ill

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  23. Secret of successful marriage

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  28. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

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  30. Wife : Do you want dinner?

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