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1. Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

2. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

3. Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

4. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

5. A definition of true boyfriend

Someone who makes your life seem like its worth living, Someone who makes you feel loved, protects you, is always there for you. A boyfriend is also someone you can define as the light of your life, the beat of your heart, the sun in your day and the stars in your night.

6. Before and after marriage

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

7. Before & after marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

8. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

9. The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

10. Behavior before and after marriage

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

11. First marriage is the triumph of

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

12. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

13. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

14. Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

15. 4 Stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

16. Love marriage is better because

Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

17. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

18. Marriage is like going to a restaurant

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

19. Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]

20. LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

21. Words for long and happy marriage

7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.

22. Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

23. What is marriage?

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

24. Rose Day Message For BoyFriend/GirlFriend

Can You Imagine The World Without Roses? It Won’t Be The Same Because An Important Part Of Its Beauty Will Be Lacking That Is What My Life Would Be Without You Happy Rose Day.

25. 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

26. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

27. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

28. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

29. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

30. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

31. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

32. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

33. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D