Behavior before and after marriage

Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

An observation joke about how marriage behavior changes on both sides.

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

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