If marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

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  1. Heaven is not heaven without U

    2. If Im in hell & Ur in heaven, Ill look up & be glad of U. If Im in heaven & Ur in hell, Ill pray to god to send me down, Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.

  2. In heaven together we were in a big hall

    3. In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.

  3. Behavior before and after marriage

    4. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

  4. Just go to hell

    5. Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

  5. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    6. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

  6. Congratulate someone for their mistake

    7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

  7. Solve This Geographical Riddle.

    8. Solve this geographical riddle. I am the first on earth, The second in heaven, I appear two times in a week, You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea, What am i? Your iq test. Click here for answer

  8. Why student fails ?

    9. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left […]

  9. Lovely & Horrible days in my life

    10. Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

  10. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

    11. Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

  11. Can I make a call to my wife?

    12. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  12. The Equation of Marriage

    13. The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

  13. Before and after marriage

    14. Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

  14. Way to paradise or hell

    15. The way to paradise is an uphil climb whereas hell is downhill. Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell. Imam Al Ghazali

  15. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

    16. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  16. Before & after marriage

    17. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

  17. First marriage is the triumph of

    18. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

  18. A man went to hell

    19. A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

  19. Nagative answer

    20. By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?" To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: "Nothing of these, I haven't done."

  20. Answer these questions instantly

    21. Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers

  21. When a man holds a woman hands?

    22. "When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

  22. Most expensive way to sleep

    23. The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage!

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    24. Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

  24. Part of human which size doesnt increase

    25. What part of a human, which size doesn't increase? (remain as same as at the time of Birth) Do u think u can answer....

  25. I miss you (secret sms)

    26. This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means: LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS. GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW answer=" I MISS YOU"

  26. Birthday defined by a philospher

    27. Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

  27. Promises r like babies

    28. Promises are like babies... Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

  28. This is a smart test

    29. This is a smart test, try 2 solve it R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r a genius. It's only 1 word. Solve n reply

  29. 1st Fool Of 2020

    30. Am Going To U.S.A. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2 Days it's 1st April, U r 1st Fool Of 2020

  30. Happy 365 Days of New Year 2021

    31. New Days, New Time, New Moments Ahead Are Waiting For You, May These 365 Days Light Up Your Life, Happy New Year 2021!

  31. Before marriage, After marriage

    32. *Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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    33. Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u experience. Worst days give u a lesson. Have a good morning and great day ahead.

  33. 2 get through this life, feel it, live it, face it

    34. 95 days after my birth, I knew who is my mom. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what words are. 30 minutes after my loved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 feet off from the ground over the cliff, I knew what it is to be alive. 20 days after […]