If marriages are made in heaven

Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

A quick Q&A about what is made in heaven vs. what is made in hell.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Related SMS

  1. Heaven is not heaven without U

    2. If Im in hell & Ur in heaven, Ill look up & be glad of U. If Im in heaven & Ur in hell, Ill pray to god to send me down, Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.

  2. In heaven together we were in a big hall

    3. In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.

  3. Behavior before and after marriage

    4. An observation joke about how marriage behavior changes on both sides. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

  4. Just go to hell

    5. Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

  5. Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

    6. A tangled family-tree riddle that chains several marriages and in-law links to ask what two people are to each other — no confirmed answer on file. Ek admi ki saas ek aurat ki saas ki maa hai.... Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

  6. Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

    7. Given a choice between heaven and hell at God's gate, the sender picks hell — because that's where the recipient will be. God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

  7. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    8. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

  8. Congratulate someone for their mistake

    9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

  9. Solve This Geographical Riddle.

    10. Solve this geographical riddle. I am the first on earth, The second in heaven, I appear two times in a week, You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea, What am i? Your iq test. Click here for answer

  10. Why student fails ?

    11. A humorous calculation proving that students have almost no days left to study. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, […]

  11. What relationship do A n T Share?

    12. A chain-relationship riddle that traces six letter-coded relatives through marriages and generations to ask what A and T are to each other. A ki biwi B B ki bhabhi C C ki beti V V ke dada G G ki biwi K K ki beti T So what relationship do A n T share?

  12. Can I make a call to my wife?

    13. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  13. Way to paradise or hell

    14. The way to paradise is an uphil climb whereas hell is downhill. Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell. Imam Al Ghazali

  14. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

    15. Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

  15. Lovely & Horrible days in my life

    16. Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

  16. The Equation of Marriage

    17. The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

  17. A man went to hell

    18. A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

  18. Before and after marriage

    19. Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

  19. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

    20. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  20. Before & after marriage

    21. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

    22. A collection of Hindi and Urdu marriage SMS messages mixing jokes, observations, and the bittersweet realities of married life. Hindi Marriage SMS messages collection contains urdu marriage sms , urdu marriage jokes , marriage sms jokes in urdu , , hindi marriage sms , hindi marriage jokes , marriage sms jokes in hindi .

  22. First marriage is the triumph of

    23. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

  23. rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi

    24. Punjabi verse rewriting Punjab's folk romances — Mirza, Mahiwal, Ranjha, Punnu — with modern twists like court marriages, mobile calls, and Manali trips. rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda, sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda, akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage […]

  24. When a man holds a woman hands?

    25. "When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

  25. Answer these questions instantly

    26. Answer these questions instantly. U can't take ur time, answer them immediately . Ok? 1:-u are participating in a race. U overtake the second person. What position are u in ? 2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are? Click here for Answers

  26. Promises r like babies

    27. Promises are like babies... Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

  27. Most expensive way to sleep

    28. The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage!

  28. Nagative answer

    29. A grammar trick joke where a boy's double-negative accidentally admits everything. By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?" To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: "Nothing of these, I haven't done."

  29. If you don't ....

    30. A plain motivational truth: if you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place ...

  30. Part of human which size doesnt increase

    31. What part of a human, which size doesn't increase? (remain as same as at the time of Birth) Do u think u can answer....

  31. Someone ask me to describe u

    32. Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

  32. Birthday defined by a philospher

    33. Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

  33. Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

    34. A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)