Promises r like babies

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Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

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  1. Promises and friends r like snowballs

    2. "Promises and Friends are like snowballs. It's easy to make them but it's too difficult to keep them."

  2. Difference b/w promises & memories

    3. Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES... PROMISE: we break them.. . . . MEMORIES: they break us.

  3. Just go to hell

    4. Just go to hell yes you u only ! because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

  4. Can I make a call to my wife?

    5. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  5. If marriages are made in heaven

    6. A quick Q&A about what is made in heaven vs. what is made in hell. Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

  6. Way to paradise or hell

    7. The way to paradise is an uphil climb whereas hell is downhill. Hence, there is a struggle to get to paradise and not to hell. Imam Al Ghazali

  7. A man went to hell

    8. A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

  8. Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

    9. Given a choice between heaven and hell at God's gate, the sender picks hell — because that's where the recipient will be. God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

  9. Heaven is not heaven without U

    10. If Im in hell & Ur in heaven, Ill look up & be glad of U. If Im in heaven & Ur in hell, Ill pray to god to send me down, Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.

  10. 5 fingers for these reasons

    11. Five fingers, five meanings: promises for friends, someone special, the jealous ones, silencing critics, and staying fine no matter what. I have 5 finger for these reasons: -My little finger to make promises for my best friends -My ring finger for someone special when the time is right -My middle finger to those who are […]

  11. From ghoulies and ghosties

    12. From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! ~Scottish Saying

  12. Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

    13. A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)

  13. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    14. An Eid SMS written as if the message itself is a messenger — bowing at the recipient's feet to deliver the greeting. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  14. 3 rules in Relationships

    15. 3 rules in Relationships: Don't lie, Don't cheat and don't make promises you can't keep.

  15. Brightest star is missing

    16. If You Look At The Sky Tonight And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing, I Swear I Have No Clue How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK

  16. When u feel sad....

    17. When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!

  17. Witching time of night

    18. 'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. ~William Shakespeare

  18. Style of break up

    19. Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

  19. Good relationship doesnt need

    20. Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u!

  20. The problem about being a programmer

    21. My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6" I came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" I said: "Because they had eggs!!!"

  21. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

    22. A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married […]

  22. Who permitted u 2 come in my dreams

    23. She came today Early morning Start fighting Her complain was Who the hell Permitted you To come in my dreams. Good Morning...!

  23. I MISS YOU

    24. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking the SMS itself to travel softly to a busy friend and deliver a quiet smile from the sender. Ae mere sms mere dost k pas jana, agar wo busy ho to shoor mut machana, jub wo free ho jaye to dhere se muskurana, Aur kehna "I MISS YOU"

  24. Door reh ker bhi

    25. Roman Urdu verse about an impossible love: distance cannot bring freedom, and closeness cannot deliver the speaker to their destination. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi […]

  25. Roses r lal skies r nila

    26. Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p

  26. 6 things which weaken/strengthen the relations

    27. Six Things Which Weaken The Relations: 1) Misbehaving 2) Ignoring 3) Lying 4) Breaking Promises 5) Avoiding Contact 6) Doubting Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations: 1) Good Attitude 2) Helping 3) Trusting 4) Respecting 5) Entertaining 6) Forgiving Mistakes.

  27. Caught sleeping together

    28. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)

  28. teray liye chand taray tor doon

    29. Grand romantic promises — pulling down the moon, redirecting winds — followed by an honest admission that most of it is just sweet lies. teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

  29. Teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge

    30. Promises to love with such loyalty that even the one who was faithless will end up crying. Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge, K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge, Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge, Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.

  30. What Is Experience

    31. I Was Not Born Experienced But The Hard Realities, Deceiving Natures, Broken Promises, Double Faces, Attractive Words, Melting Emotions, Lovely Feelings, Harsh Truths, Bitter Behaviors, Loving Attitude, Ignoring Acts, Multi Standards & False Statements. These All Taught Me What Is Experience

  31. Benazir aae gi...

    32. A political SMS listing Benazir Bhutto's campaign promises one by one before the punchline about what morning light reveals. Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

  32. Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

    33. Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

  33. The blessed month of Ramadan

    34. It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month.