Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

Hindi Funny SMS

God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega¢â‚¬Â¦..

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  11. Tang-dasti, dozakh, maal aur jannat

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  18. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    19. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

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    22. Tum roth jao mujhse, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main ik nazar ko tarsoon, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main poch poch haron, so so sawal kar k, Tum kuch jawab na do, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main kisi roz tum ko sada dun, Aur tum na aao, aisa kabhi na karna, Tum chaley jao jab bhi […]

  22. Robot slapping on telling a lie

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