Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

Hindi Funny SMS

Given a choice between heaven and hell at God's gate, the sender picks hell — because that's where the recipient will be.

God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

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    2. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

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  10. If marriages are made in heaven

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  11. Just go to hell

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  12. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

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  18. Can I make a call to my wife?

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  19. Way to paradise or hell

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  20. Woh konsa normal hay

    21. An internal debate about whether to send a message, settled once the sender remembers the recipient is just as crazy as the impulse itself. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

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    22. A dramatic, drawn-out buildup to one obsessive recurring thought — which turns out to be wondering what soap the recipient uses. Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai . . . . reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai.... woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun […]

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    23. Punjabi SMS using number-word puns — thirteen/thought, twenty/remember — to tease the recipient about not thinking of the sender often enough. J 13 khayal 20 na aaway 80 udaas ho jaanday aan Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o? ya roz 32 band kar […]

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