Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Hindi Funny SMS

A man sneaks into heaven, gets beaten by the angels, then lectures them: this is exactly why nobody comes voluntarily.

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola

"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"

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