Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Hindi Funny SMS

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

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  2. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

    3. Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

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    4. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  4. Baap ki mojodgi

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  6. Baap ki tarifain

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  9. Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi

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  11. Acha wohe raha jo in ko nibha gaya

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  24. Din dhal gaya

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