Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Hindi Funny SMS

A mother cycles through every food she can think of and the child refuses all of them. Final verdict: you take after your father, you're getting a slap.

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

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    2. Kid is told off for saying 'Baap idhar aa' — so he politely revises it to 'Baap, izzat se idhar aa' (Dad, respectfully come here). Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai” Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

  2. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

    3. Asks when family members stop caring about each other — the answer is the exact moment someone announces the food is open at a wedding. Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati […]

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  4. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    5. A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  5. Baap ki tarifain

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  6. Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL

    7. 1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK

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  8. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

    9. Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

  9. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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  11. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

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  12. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

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  15. Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

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    22. Funny Roman Urdu shayari celebrating the old year finally ending, blaming the world's cruelties on it before cheering in the new one. Lo ji Arz kia hai Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam. Wah Wah Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam. Khuda ki Qasam Ho Gaya 2026 Khatam! Happy New Year :-P

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