Baap ki mojodgi

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1. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â. Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

2. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

3. Baap ki tarifain

Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the. 1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain. 2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain. 3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi, mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar, muh me dal lete hain aur stove par baith jaate hai.....

4. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

5. Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha

Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha, Khushio.N Ka Khazana Hota Tha. Chahat Chaand Ko Paane Ki, Dil Titli Ka Deewana Hota Tha. Rone Ki Wajha Na Hoti Thi, Hasne Ka Bahana Hota Tha. Khaber Na Thai Kuch Subho Ki, Na Shamo Ka Thikana Hota Tha. Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi, Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha. Daadi […]

6. Main duniya bhool jata hon

Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

7. Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai

Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai, Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, Khubiyo se nhi hoti mohabat hamesha, Khamiyo se b aksar pyarho jata hai

8. KOI TO HOTA....

KOI TO HOTA.... mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA..... jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

9. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

10. Bhool jaata tha

Udaas shamon me lot kr wo aana bhol jata tha, Kr k khafa mujhko manana bhol jata tha, Inhi aaditoon ne uski mujhe badnam kr dala, Wo likh k naam dewaron pe mitana bhol jata tha, Mat poch muhabat mai laa parwahi uski, Dy k zakham wo marham lagana bhol jata tha, Kitna dilnasheen hota […]

11. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti

Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti, Khuwabon mein bhi unse Mulaqat na hoti, Yeh Dil hi to har ek Ghum ki wajah hai, Yeh Dil hi na hota to koi baat hi na hoti.

12. Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai. Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat, Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

13. Love you both MAMA & BABA

Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]

14. Ek rishta jo abhi ban raha tha

Ek rishta jo abhi ban raha tha , Tutne laga magar banne se pahle. Ek sahare se uthate the ham, Gir gaye magar sambhalne se pahle. Sikhane lage the aap se muskurana, Rula diya magar hasne se pahle. Kadam jo badhen aap ki disha me, Ruk gaye wahi chalne se pahle. Magne ke liye kuchh […]

15. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

16. Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha

17. jub naraz hoti ho

k jub naraz hoti ho, meri jaan tum kbhi mujhsy.... main hansna bhool jata hun ! mujhy aansu nhi aaty , magr..!!!! aankhon k goshon main nammi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhy hr cheez main jana kami mehsoos hoti hai...!!

18. Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota ... ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai ... shab-e-ghum bori bala hai mujhe kia bora tha marna .. ager aek baar hota yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota .. koei mere dil se poche tere teer […]

19. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota

20. Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti

Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti, Dosti saza nahin hoti, Dosti me hoti he imandari, Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti, Dost jaan se pyara hota he, Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti

21. Jab meri dua qubul hoti hai

Jab meri dua qubul hoti hai to mai khush hota hu k is me meri RAZA hai, or jab meri dua qubul nahi hoti tab me aur ziyada khush hota hu k is mai ALLAH rabbul izzat ki raza hai.

22. Agarche do kinaron ka...

agarche do kinaron ka sangam nhi hota, magar ek sath chalna b koi kam nhi hata; wo ankhain ek luta ghar hain jehan aansu nahi rehte, wo dil ek pathar hai jis dil main kisi ka gham nahi hota,

23. Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es […]

24. Muhabbat khuwab hoti hay....

Mohabat khawab hoti hai, Mohabat baat hoti hai, Ager koi pooch bethey to mohabat raaz hoti hai, Machalti hui umangon ka sohana saath hoti hai, Ager koi dhondna chahy to mohabat nayab hoti hai, Mohabat yun b hoti hai kurbay zaat hoti hai, Mohabat phool hai shayid! Ghamon ki dhool hai shaid! Ksi ka saath […]

25. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay

Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay bhalay kitni bhi mushkil ho magar aisa nahi kartay mohabbat mein shikayat ka kahin dastoor hota hay gila kar kay mohabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi kartay wafa'ain dar haqiqat mein bari anmol hoti hain kabhi apni wafa'aon ka sila maanga nahi kartay

26. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

27. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

28. Izhar e muhabbat

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat say agar nafrat hai, Tu nay hontoo ko larznay say too roka hota, bay niazi say, magar kanptey awaz k sath, Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota, younhi be wajha bhataknay ki zarorat kiya thi, Dam-e-rukhsat mai, agar yaad na aaya hota, Hosla tujh ko na tha mujh say juda […]

29. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

30. Kisiko Keh kar apna Banaya Nahi Jata

Ghamo Mein Rone Walo Ko Hasaya Nahi Jata, ‚ Lehroon Say Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata, Banne waley Ban Jate Hai Apne, Kisiko Keh kar apna Banaya Nahi Jata

31. Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata

Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, honay wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata

32. INSAN ka IMTEHAN

Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya: "INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay, Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai, To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai, Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY, Phir NAIK LOGON K, phir in say kum DARJAY […]

33. Your 5 qualities

Ur 5 qualities: 1--------- 2--------- 3--------- 4--------- 5--------- Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti