Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards.

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Related SMS

  1. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    2. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

  2. Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

    3. A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash. Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai […]

  3. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

    4. Kid is told off for saying 'Baap idhar aa' — so he politely revises it to 'Baap, izzat se idhar aa' (Dad, respectfully come here). Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai” Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

  4. Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do

    5. Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

  5. Roshan roshan din ho sara

    6. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting wishing a bright, joyful day and a pocket full of happiness from morning to night. Roshan roshan din ho sara, roshan tar ho raat Har jaib say ho eid kay din, khushion ki barsaat EID Mubarak

  6. Baap ki mojodgi

    7. A poetic Roman Urdu Father's Day reflection comparing a father to the sun — warming and sometimes harsh, but all darkness when gone. Baap Ki Mojudgi Sooraj K Manind Hoti Hy, Sooraj Garm Zaror Hota Hy Magar Na Ho Tu Andhera Chhaa Jata Hy Lots of Love Abba Jee

  7. Baap ki tarifain

    8. Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the. 1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain. 2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain. 3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi, mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar, muh me dal lete hain aur stove par baith jaate hai.....

  8. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

    9. A mother cycles through every food she can think of and the child refuses all of them. Final verdict: you take after your father, you're getting a slap. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR […]

  9. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

    10. A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

  10. Tere naam

    11. Surkh gulab k sare mausam tere naam, Har subha ka pehla ujala tere naam, Teri yaad ka behta darya mere liye, Behti jheel main phool KANWAL ka tere naam, Jitnay khawab Khuda ne mere naam likhay, Un khawabon ka resha resha tere naam, Tere bina jo umr betai beet gai, Ab is umr ka baqi […]

  11. Yeh Oxford kya hai

    12. A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford […]

  12. Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam

    13. A misleading romantic poem about sitting alone, writing your name, and drawing your portrait — that turns out to be a Wanted notice with a cash reward. Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka […]

  13. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

    14. Santa (Sardar joke) is crying at a bar — he wants to forget a girl but can't remember her name, so forgetting is impossible. Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

  14. Din se roshan, raat say siyah

    15. A clue-chain riddle with religious and everyday hints — bright by day, dark by night, a five-letter word starting with M — no confirmed answer yet. Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa […]

  15. Kya kia tere naam likhon

    16. Kya kya Tere Naam likhon. . .? "DIL" likhoon k "JAAN" likhoon? Aansu chura k Teri Pyari Aankhon se. . . ! Apni har Khushi Tere Naam Likhoon

  16. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    17. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  17. Phir aaj koi ghazal teray naam na ho jayai

    18. Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye, Aaj kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho jaye, ker raha hon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka, Isi intezar mei zindagi tamam na ho jaye, ab to nahi leta tera naam sar-e-aam is darr say, kahin naam tera badnaam na ho jaye, Mangta hoon dua jab tu yaad […]

  18. Mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley

    19. apne dil ki awaz sun afwaon se kaam na ley mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley tera weham hai ke hum bhool gaye tujhe meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na ley.

  19. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

    20. Roman Urdu SMS arguing that a stone heart is actually loyal: names carved in rock, unlike names traced in sand, never wash away. Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

  20. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

    21. A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

  21. Meri her khushi tere naam hogi

    22. Kahin andhaira to kahin shaam hogi, Meri her khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch mang k to daikh humse, Bijli, pani k bill or qarz main dubi, Property tere naam ho gi..

  22. Zindagi younhi teri chahat k naam kardi,

    23. Spent the whole life in your love like an evening under a shady tree — every dusk became yours. Zindagi younhi teri chahat k naam kardi, Jaisay ghanay darakht k neeche sham kardi, Laut jate hainparinde shaam hote hi, Hamne to har shaam hi tere naam kardi

  23. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

    24. A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night keeping it simple: no bedtime story tonight, just a matter-of-fact good night. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

  24. Wo naam tumhara hay

    25. Koi chaand sitara hay Koi phool se pyara hay Koi khushi ka ishara hay Koi dil ka sahara hay Tumhai'n itna batana hay Wo naam tumhara hay

  25. Kisi ke naam se pahle

    26. Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle hui hai […]

  26. Maa hai mohabbat ka naam

    27. A warm Roman Urdu Mother's Day tribute that defines love itself through one word: Maa. Maa hai mohabbat ka naam, Maa ko hazaron salaam, Karde fida zindagi, Aaye jo bachon ke kaam.

  27. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

    28. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga, Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga, Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna, Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga.. Good Luck & All the best

  28. Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

    29. Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain, Aansuoo Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain, Kya Bala Hai Khushi Nahi Malum, Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

  29. Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai

    30. Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai, Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai. Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna Jo Haste Hue har waqt Yaad Aata Hai.

  30. Mubarak naam hai tera

    31. Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujhko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko EID MUBARAK.

  31. Naam ki kya baat kartey hoo

    32. Naam ki kya baat kartey hoo, Log chehrey tak bhul jaate hain, Tum Samundar ki baat karte hoo, Dubne waale to Aankhon mein bhi doob jaate hain.

  32. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum,

    33. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum, hum tere dil me rahe ge ek yaad bankar , tere laab pe khilenge muskan ban kar , kabhi apne se juda maat samaj na , hum tera saat chale ge asman ban kar.

  33. Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

    34. Given a choice between heaven and hell at God's gate, the sender picks hell — because that's where the recipient will be. God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..