Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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  1. Anmol na thay..!

    2. ankhon me jo tehreerain theen! honto pay vo bol na thay... Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq! Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay... Hum ne us ko toot k chaha! ye us ka haq tha lakin... Wo b hum ko toot k chahey! Hum itnay "ANMOL'' na thay....

  2. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

    3. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

  3. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

    4. Meri Or ¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

  4. Aamir khan in lagaan

    5. Who was d 1st indian crickter 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch, score century in d same mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

  5. Yeh Oxford kya hai

    6. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

  6. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    7. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to […]

  7. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

    8. Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

  8. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    9. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  9. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    10. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

  10. Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay

    11. Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay, Raat bhar chand k hamrah chala karte the, Dekh k jo hamain chup chap guzar jata hai, Kabhi is shakhs sey hum pyar kiya karte the.

  11. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    12. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

  12. Mansoob thay jo loog meri zindagi k saath

    13. Mansob thay jo log meri zindagi k sath Akser woh milay bari bayrukhi k sath Fursat milay tou apna graiban bhi daikh lay Aey dost youn na khail meri bay basi k sath Chehray badal badal k mujhey mil rahay hain log Itna Bura salook meri saadgi k saath.

  13. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    14. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  14. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    15. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  15. Ganjay uchal rahay thay

    16. Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they . . . Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they . . . . Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)

  16. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

    17. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

  17. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    18. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

    19. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  19. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    20. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  20. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    21. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  21. Impact of Movies

    22. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  22. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

    23. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

  23. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    24. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  24. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    25. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  25. Tera dost chor hai kya

    26. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  26. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    27. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  27. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    28. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

  28. Happy Father's Day to Friend

    29. Badhai ho bapu ki.. bari himmat hay jo teri tarah k dump duffer buchey ko bardasht kar rahey hain ab tuk.. bapu ki azmat ko salam "Happy Fathers Day"

  29. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

    30. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

  30. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

    31. Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

  31. EXam's song by Munna bhai

    32. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  32. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

    33. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  33. Battery is ok

    34. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"