Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star.

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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    2. A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford […]

  2. Anmol na thay..!

    3. ankhon me jo tehreerain theen! honto pay vo bol na thay... Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq! Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay... Hum ne us ko toot k chaha! ye us ka haq tha lakin... Wo b hum ko toot k chahey! Hum itnay "ANMOL'' na thay....

  3. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

    4. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

  4. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

    5. Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

  5. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    6. Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]

  6. Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay

    7. Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay, Raat bhar chand k hamrah chala karte the, Dekh k jo hamain chup chap guzar jata hai, Kabhi is shakhs sey hum pyar kiya karte the.

  7. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    8. A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  8. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    9. A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  9. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    10. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  10. Mansoob thay jo loog meri zindagi k saath

    11. Mansob thay jo log meri zindagi k sath Akser woh milay bari bayrukhi k sath Fursat milay tou apna graiban bhi daikh lay Aey dost youn na khail meri bay basi k sath Chehray badal badal k mujhey mil rahay hain log Itna Bura salook meri saadgi k saath.

  11. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    12. A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne […]

  12. Aamir khan in lagaan

    13. Who was d 1st indian crickter 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch, score century in d same mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

  13. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

    14. Claims to share one exact habit with Shah Rukh Khan: neither of them ever texts the other. Meri Or “Shahrukh khan” ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

  14. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    15. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

  15. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    16. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  16. Ganjay uchal rahay thay

    17. Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they . . . Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they . . . . Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)

  17. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

    18. Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. […]

  18. Tera dost chor hai kya

    19. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  19. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    20. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

  20. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    21. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

    22. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  22. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

    23. A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

  23. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    24. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  24. Impact of Movies

    25. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  25. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

    26. A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  26. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    27. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  27. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    28. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  28. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    29. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  29. Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

    30. A Munna Bhai double-bad-news joke where the worse piece of information is not the prognosis — it's how long he's been trying to deliver it. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri […]

  30. Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

    31. A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash. Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai […]

  31. Sala character dheela hay

    32. Munni and Sheela's famous Bollywood dances are perfectly acceptable — but when someone else tries the same moves, it's a character problem. "Munni Aur Sheela" Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. . Aur! . . MAIN Karn To "SALA Character Dhela Hy! Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

  32. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    33. Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara […]

  33. Smile On Your Face

    34. Rose is Famous 4 Grace... Advocate is Famous 4 his Case... Horses r Famous 4 Race... But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face...! have a nice day