Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Hindi Funny SMS

Claims to share one exact habit with Shah Rukh Khan: neither of them ever texts the other.

Meri

Or

“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

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