EXam's song by Munna bhai

Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper.

EXam's song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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