Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta

Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete...

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    2. Mehfil k rang aur hote Tanhaian kash na hoten Itne be rang na hote Judaian kash na hoten Aisa ehsas na hota tere narm o nazik badan ka Shah Aalam e madhoshi main pakri kalaian kash na hoten

  2. Pa Mojono ao chapo me Shpa saba kara.

    3. Sta pa tama da raatlo me shpa saba kra Pa waro waro salgo me shpa saba kra Pa grewan me naray okhke bahedalay Yao tasweer ta pa kato me shpa saba kra. Tasawar k sta pa nema shpa Janana, Prot naskor pa Sajido me shpa saba kra. Da zaaray Jolay me porta da newale Pa […]

  3. Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay

    4. Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay, Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay, Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko, Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

  4. Hansty Me Rula Deta Hai

    5. Wo Jo Milta hy to Har Dard Bhula Deta hy, Jany kia Bat hai Dil Usko Dua Deta hy, Wo Muje Pyar Se Roty me Hansany Wala, Yaad Ata Hy To Hansty Me Rula Deta hy.

  5. Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai

    6. Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai, meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai. Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

  6. Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai,

    7. Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai, aashiq ilzam shabab ko deta hai. Koi nahi karta qabul apni bhul, kanta bhi ilzam gulab ko deta hai

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  8. Result of the choices

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  9. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

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    11. Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

  11. Kash tum bakri hotay

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  14. Kash hum ek SMS hoty

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    17. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  17. Tomorrow is my exam

    18. Tomorrow is my exam But I don't care Because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future. ~Thomas Edison

  18. The Final Exam Will Be Based On

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    20. Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

  20. 10 marks in an exam

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  21. Practical exam, and legs test

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  25. Chand to tum ho hi,

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