Kash tum bakri hotay

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1. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

Very funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS about a goat smacking a goat, who responds with a Bollywood punchline: Singh is King. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha : : SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

2. Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

What would your DON movie dialogue be? The sender's version writes itself: eleven cities' barbers are waiting, but hair is still impossible. Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin […]

3. Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

A funny Roman Urdu confession: the sender would still be fast asleep if it weren't for the important duty of wishing you good morning. Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay, Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay, Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain, Warna hum to abhi […]

4. Kash hum ek SMS hoty

Longing romantic Roman Urdu Eid SMS wishing to be an SMS so one click could reach the beloved, even if only for a moment. Kash hum ek SMS hotay bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar daitey laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty […]

5. Bakra hay ya bakri?

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

6. Tanhaian kash na hotien

Mehfil k rang aur hote Tanhaian kash na hoten Itne be rang na hote Judaian kash na hoten Aisa ehsas na hota tere narm o nazik badan ka Shah Aalam e madhoshi main pakri kalaian kash na hoten

7. Kaash hum SMS hotay

Kaash hum SMS hotay aik click main tumhare paas hotay Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete par kuch pal ke liye hum tumharay ehsaas to hotay

8. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

9. Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay

In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

10. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

11. SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

A pointed reminder of how many texts you've received — if incoming SMS were charged, the sender has already made you poor. Socho Ager SMS receive kernay k paise lagte tou kia hota? guess? guess? Aaj Aap meri Waja se road per bheek mangrahay hotay.

12. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

If hearts were made of glass, the one who shatters them would at least get cut too. Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.

13. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta

Exam insurance SMS: if results existed as an insurance policy, you'd pay the premium — pass is fine, but at least you'd get a claim on failure. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete...

14. 1 nigah se qatal hotay hain log

Tumhari ek nigah se qatal hotay hain log Faraz,...! Ek nazar hm ko bhi dekh lo k tm bin zindagy achi nahi lagti....!

15. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

A funny Roman Urdu miss you teasing someone for holding their phone upside down — then suggesting maybe that's just their face. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l […]

16. Who is dear & near friend...

Whos hot... Its U, Whos Charming... Its U, Whos Sweetest.. Its U, Whos Intelligent... Its U, Whos dear & near friend... Its U Whos a liar.. Its me

17. Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

18. 31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

19. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

20. O love love likhdi rahi

Punjabi SMS: she kept writing 'love' and he kept reading 'leave', she wrote 'kiss' and he read 'kash' — he was apparently taking a language course. o love love likhdi rahi, main leave leave parda reya, o kiss kiss likhdi rahi, main kash kash parda rea, o via ker k chali gae, main language course […]

21. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

A friendship poem pairing you with the sender in flattering combos — boat and shore, rain and cloud — until the last line: I'm April, you're Fool. Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....

22. Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko.....Kaaash

Kash tum DEKH sakty... Tuty huy dil ko Behty huy ansuon ko Is adhury mƒösam ko Kash Tum PARH sakty... Mery hathon ki lakeron ko Khawabon ki taberon ko Dil k afsanon ko Kash Tum Sƒ€¦MJH Sakty... Mery lafzon ki gehrai ko Honton ki sachai ko Mehfil ki tanhai ko Kash tum Jƒ€“RR sakty... Iss […]

23. 1 crore thukra diye

A KBC game-show setup where the sender gives up one crore rupees rather than name the world's biggest fool — for obvious reasons. KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

24. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Starts as a romantic poem about not surviving without someone — ends with the real confession: who will I fool without you? Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

25. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you. 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? […]

26. FOOL se, FOOL ne,

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ' You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

27. Main duniya bhool jata hon

Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

28. If someone asks me what is friendship

If someone asks me what is friendship, "I would sit next to you, Pull you all close to me, Put my arms around you and say proudly, This is friendship" :)

29. Abhi kuch dair baqi hai...!!

Not ready to forget yet — just a little more time before the seasons change and this love is over. Abhi kuch dair baqi hai...!! Khizan k beet janay main, Guloun k Muskuranay main, Khushi k geet ganay mein, Baharon k zamanay main, Abhi kuch dair baqi hai..! Main tum ko bhool jaonga..! Na tum […]

30. Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad

Hum is qadar tum per mur mitain gay, Tum jahan daikho gay hum hi tumhain dikhengay, Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad, Hamaray bad hamari pyar ki dastan dunia walay likhain gay,

31. Bhulana tumhain na aasan ho ga

Bhulana tumhain na aasan ho ga, Jo bhulay tumhain wo nadaan ho ga, Aap to bastay ho rooh main hamari, Bus aap hamain na bhulana yeh aap ka ahsan ho ga..

32. Bhur lain banhoon main aur maar hi dalain tum ko..

Bandh lain hathoon pay seenay pay saja lain tum ko, Sochtay hain k aik taveez bana lain tum ko, Phir tumhain roz sanwarain tumhain barhta daikhain, Kion na aangun main chunbaili sa laga lain tum ko, Kis qadar toot ker tum per hamain pyaar aata hay, Bhur lain banhoon main aur maar hi dalain tum […]

33. Jab say tumhain jana hai,

Every prayer includes the recipient's name — not out of affection, but to ask the Almighty what kind of specimen He managed to create. Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, Taa kay pochon rab say, . . . . Yeh kaisa namoona banaya […]