Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh
Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha
:
:
SINGH IS KING,
SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

Related SMS

  1. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    2. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  2. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

    3. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

  3. What a shot you made - santa singh

    4. An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

  4. Kash tum bakri hotay

    5. Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

  5. Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name

    6. Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know? Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay

  6. What is the full form of singh

    7. What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

  7. Salute Bhagat Singh on Republic Day

    8. We Salute the Brave Souls of India Bhagat Singh Mahatma Gandhi Sarojini Naidu and Rabindranath Tagore on This Republic Day

  8. Us nay kaha aur dabao

    9. us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . .   dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

  9. Monkeys fashion show

    10. Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

  10. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

    11. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]

  11. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

    12. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

  12. Wife came home with a goat.

    13. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  13. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

    14. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

  14. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

    15. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

  15. Bachelor or Married again

    16. Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

  16. jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

    17. barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga, hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga, phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me, jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

  17. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    18. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  18. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    19. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  19. ACHA LAGTA HAI

    20. Hu to khafa us se, Per jane phir bhi kyo, Na chah kr bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai, Haqeeqat se hu door, Ye mujh ko hai pata, Per jan k anjan rehna acha lagta hai, Qaayil nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi, Tanhai main rona acha lagta hai€¦€¦

  20. Woh konsa normal hay

    21. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

  21. Ye Kya Hai EID?

    22. Ye Kya Hai EID? Accountant Ne Kaha, E: Extreem Happy I : In D : Divide Expenses. BusinessMan Ne Kah, E: Esteem Happy I : In D : Discount Lawyer Ne Kaha. E : Event Of I : Increase D : Dual Happy lovers Ne Kaha. E: Eik Or I : I D : DAte

  22. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

    23. pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

  23. Waqt apna mujhy sara day do

    24. Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do, Meri doobti kashti ki kinara dy do, Main dard k sahil pay tanha khara hun, Phir aa k apni baahon ka sahara day do, Tera daaman to bhara hay sitaron say, Mujhy sadqay may ik sitara day do, Mery aangan my aj andhera ha bohat, Meri dehleez ko […]

  24. Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

    25. Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" karain, socha.!! "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

  25. Read this sms after 2 days

    26. Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

  26. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

    27. Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) hehee

  27. Never be proud . . .!

    28. Never b Proud, For what u r & the Position u hold, Bcoz after a Game of Chess, the King & the Soldiers go into the same box..!

  28. The King, queen & chess

    29. Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

  29. Aqal kia hoti hai?

    30. Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

  30. Papar aur jhapar main farak

    31. CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

  31. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

    32. Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

  32. Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo

    33. Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega

  33. Chehray ki khushbu

    34. Kisi k Chehry ki Khushbu ne kar diya pagal Phir us k baad sama ka sama hua pagal jo un se main ne kaha Zindagi bana lo Mujhe To us ne Dheere se ik Lafz Keh diya pagal

Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh
Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha
:
:
SINGH IS KING,
SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

Related SMS

  1. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

    2. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha : : SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

  2. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    3. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  3. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

    4. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

  4. What a shot you made - santa singh

    5. An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

  5. Kash tum bakri hotay

    6. Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

  6. Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name

    7. Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name? ? ? ? Do you know? Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know? Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:- S - Sala I - Insaan N - Nahin G - Gadha H - Hay

  7. What is the full form of singh

    8. What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

  8. Salute Bhagat Singh on Republic Day

    9. We Salute the Brave Souls of India Bhagat Singh Mahatma Gandhi Sarojini Naidu and Rabindranath Tagore on This Republic Day

  9. Us nay kaha aur dabao

    10. us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . .   dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

  10. Monkeys fashion show

    11. Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

  11. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

    12. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]

  12. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

    13. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

  13. Wife came home with a goat.

    14. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  14. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

    15. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

  15. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

    16. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

  16. Bachelor or Married again

    17. Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

  17. jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

    18. barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga, hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga, phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me, jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

  18. Ye Kya Hai EID?

    19. Ye Kya Hai EID? Accountant Ne Kaha, E: Extreem Happy I : In D : Divide Expenses. BusinessMan Ne Kah, E: Esteem Happy I : In D : Discount Lawyer Ne Kaha. E : Event Of I : Increase D : Dual Happy lovers Ne Kaha. E: Eik Or I : I D : DAte

  19. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    20. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  20. Read this sms after 2 days

    21. Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

  21. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    22. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  22. ACHA LAGTA HAI

    23. Hu to khafa us se, Per jane phir bhi kyo, Na chah kr bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai, Haqeeqat se hu door, Ye mujh ko hai pata, Per jan k anjan rehna acha lagta hai, Qaayil nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi, Tanhai main rona acha lagta hai€¦€¦

  23. Woh konsa normal hay

    24. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

  24. pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai ...

    25. pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

  25. Waqt apna mujhy sara day do

    26. Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do, Meri doobti kashti ki kinara dy do, Main dard k sahil pay tanha khara hun, Phir aa k apni baahon ka sahara day do, Tera daaman to bhara hay sitaron say, Mujhy sadqay may ik sitara day do, Mery aangan my aj andhera ha bohat, Meri dehleez ko […]

  26. Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

    27. Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" karain, socha.!! "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

  27. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

    28. Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) hehee

  28. Never be proud . . .!

    29. Never b Proud, For what u r & the Position u hold, Bcoz after a Game of Chess, the King & the Soldiers go into the same box..!

  29. The King, queen & chess

    30. Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

  30. Aqal kia hoti hai?

    31. Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

  31. Papar aur jhapar main farak

    32. CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

  32. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

    33. Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

  33. Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo

    34. Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega