Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

Hindi Eid SMS

Very funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS about a goat smacking a goat, who responds with a Bollywood punchline: Singh is King.

Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh
Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha
:
:
SINGH IS KING,
SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

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