Eid ho chuki hai...

Hindi Eid SMS

Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS teasingly suggesting that pressing the keypad will not fix the smell — go bathe now that Eid is here.

Eid ho chuki hai...
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Keypad dabanay se badbu(smell) nahi jayegi,
chup chaap nahanay jao..:p
[==-EiD MuBaRaK-==]

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