Ap meri churi k nechay;)

Hindi Eid SMS

Funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS joking that if God had demanded sacrificing the dearest thing, the recipient would be under the knife by now.

Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy
Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota

Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay

EID MUBARAK :)

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