Eid ka chand nikalney ka intezar

Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS: moon-spotters can stand down — the sender is not going out anyway, so the crescent's appearance is irrelevant.

Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain,

Un k liye Itla'an Arz hai k wo aram karain
kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay
ka koi irada nahin hai :-)