Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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