Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A romantic offer to give the beloved anything they ask for — moon, stars, heart, life — until the demands cross a line and the sender calls it.

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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  1. Main nay pocha chand say

    2. Asked the moon if it had seen anyone as beautiful as a friend — moon replies it can't see that far down from up there. Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

  2. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

    3. Challenges you to find the moon hidden in the SMS — then explains the moon is the sender's face, which SMS can't transmit. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p

  3. Mera chand to tu hi hay

    4. Romantic Roman Urdu Eid SMS telling the beloved: you are my moon — there is no need to search the sky for the Eid crescent. Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay, Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay

  4. Tera Chand sa chehra dekha

    5. Romantic Urdu Eid couplet saying that whenever the sender sees the moon-faced beloved, every day becomes Eid. Jab kabi mai ne Tere Chand sa chehra dekha Eid ho k na ho, Meri Eid ho jati hai

  5. chand or taray tornay gayee

    6. Went all the way up to fetch the moon and stars — remembered once there that the shopping bag was left at home. Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko aasman se aap ke liye *chand* aur taray tornay gaye...... Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k.... Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

  6. Tab hi tou chand mein daagh hay

    7. A short, playful verse — the sun must have loved the moon once, and the moon's scars are proof of a love that burned. Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand say mohabbat Tabhi to chand mein daagh hay, Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki hogi bewafai Tabhi to suraj mein aag hay.

  7. Sardiyon ka chand

    8. Goes out into the winter night so the moon doesn't feel alone in the cold. Kuch Is Liye Bhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Nikal Aata Hon Main Sardiyon K Chand K0 Ehsas Na H0 Tanhayi Ka

  8. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    9. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  9. teray liye chand taray tor doon

    10. Grand romantic promises — pulling down the moon, redirecting winds — followed by an honest admission that most of it is just sweet lies. teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

  10. Chand Raat Mubarak !!

    11. Festive Roman Urdu Chand Raat greeting wishing sour, sweet, spicy, and lively happiness on the eve of Eid. **** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

  11. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu

    12. Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS in which the sender claims to have tried very hard to enter the phone and be the Eid moon — sorry, it did not work. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho... * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish […]

  12. Tumhara chand sa chehra..

    13. Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela... Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain... Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Koi chehra […]

  13. Eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho

    14. Warm Roman Urdu Eid SMS wishing the recipient to shine like the Eid moon for as long as life lasts. Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay, Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay, Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari, Aap eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho. EID MUBARAK

  14. log misaal mere chand ki dete hain

    15. Ae chand, apni chandni per itna guroor na ker, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhtay hain, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hain.

  15. Chand ka ho bed ... GoodNight

    16. A whimsical Roman Urdu good night wishing the reader a bed of moonlight and stars before gently redirecting them to their actual pillow. Chand ka ho bed, Taron ki ho Razai, aur phoolon ka takia!!! nice na!!???? now come back to earth & SLEEP on ur "CHARPAI" GoodNight

  16. Chand ko chandani par garoor hai

    17. Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par. Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.

  17. Eid ka chand nikalney ka intezar

    18. Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS: moon-spotters can stand down — the sender is not going out anyway, so the crescent's appearance is irrelevant. Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain, Un k liye Itla'an Arz hai k wo aram karain kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay ka koi irada […]

  18. chand kisi aur ka ho gaya

    19. Arz hai: Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya, mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya, maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya, tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..

  19. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    20. A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne […]

  20. Ek Zid Hamari Chand Ko Panay ki..!

    21. Ek Aada Aapki Dil Churane Ke, Ek Aada Aapki Dil Mein Bas Jane Ke, Ek Chehra Aapka Chand Jaisa, Ek Zid Hamari Chand Ko Panay ki..!

  21. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

    22. Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

  22. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    23. A Roman Urdu rain poem — dark clouds, a hidden moon, and memories of someone not here. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  23. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

    24. Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS expressing a wish to live in the beloved's arms day and night, having broken every rule to get there. Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna […]

  24. Chand to tum ho hi,

    25. Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!

  25. 2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia

    26. Close Ur Eyes And Imagine My Smily Face Have You Done It??? Mubarak ho Aap Ne 5 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya‚¦.

  26. Chand lamho ki zindagi hai

    27. Chand lamho ki zindagi hai, Nafraton se jiya nahi karte, Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi, Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.

  27. Chand say pocha shandni ka raaz kia hay

    28. The moon is asked why it glows so brightly, and its answer points quietly to one person whose presence lights everything up. Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

  28. Hindi Happy Valentines Message

    29. Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS: everyone says the beloved is a piece of the moon — the sender says the moon is just a piece of the beloved. Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai, Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek […]

  29. Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

    30. Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko EID MUBARAK

  30. Apun bole tu charon taraf chand

    31. A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night with a moonlit backdrop and street-style swagger, sending you off to sleep in style. Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

  31. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

    32. Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare […]

  32. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

    33. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

  33. HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

    34. A mock blessing wishing so much light in your life that WAPDA (Pakistan's power utility) comes begging you for electricity. Her khushi, hansi mange ap se, Her phool, khushbu mange aap se, Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k, khud WAPDA connection mangay apse, "HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"