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chand or taray tornay gayee
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye......
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k....
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
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teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain, Un k liye Itla'an Arz hai k wo aram karain kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay ka koi irada nahin hai :-)
**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak
Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p
EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho... * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki... Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte AnyWayz EiD MubArAk
Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja
Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay, Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay
Chand ka ho bed, Taron ki ho Razai, aur phoolon ka takia!!! nice na!!???? now come back to earth & SLEEP on ur "CHARPAI" GoodNight
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Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay, Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay, Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari, Aap eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho. EID MUBARAK
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