Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Hindi Insult SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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