Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Love SMS

A classic setup-and-twist SMS that builds toward a tender romantic confession, then pivots to a patriotic punchline at the last moment.

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

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    2. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  2. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

    3. Starts as a romantic poem about not surviving without someone — ends with the real confession: who will I fool without you? Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

  3. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

    4. Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS expressing a wish to live in the beloved's arms day and night, having broken every rule to get there. Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna […]

  4. Jitna pyar paya hai tumse

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  6. Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

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  7. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

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  8. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

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  9. Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

    10. Teases with an emotionally charged "we love you" build-up before the twist: the love is for Pakistan, the homeland. Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai... . . . . . . . . . HAAN...! . . . . . Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai....

  10. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

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  11. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    12. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

  12. Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain

    13. My love was never separate from you — if you're in my heart where my heartbeat lives, I don't need anything else. Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain, Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain, Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga, Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,

  13. Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun

    14. Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun Teri ankhon main rehna chahta hun Bohat jaag chuka hun tere hijr main Tere anchal main sona chahta hun Zamane bhar ki khushian aur ter gham Ye gham kuch aur sehna chahta hun

  14. Mujhe Bus Tumse Mohabbat Hai...!!

    15. Tumhare Naam Kar Di Hai Yeh Puri Zindagi Apni,, Bhale Ab Jaan Hi Jaye....Mujhe Bus Tumse Mohabbat Hai...!!

  15. Kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai

    16. Prayerful Hindi Durga Puja SMS about Maa Durga's light and grace — everyone who comes to her door receives something. Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai. Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai. Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar, Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

  16. EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse

    17. Warm Roman Urdu Eid SMS noting that wishing Eid Mubarak is easy for anyone — caring with the sender's depth is another matter entirely. Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana, EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse, Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana

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  18. Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne

    19. Missing someone while you're apart — praying for them, then sending an SMS when their memory sneaks up on you. Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne, Tumhare liye “God‚ se wish kiya humne, Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh, Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.

  19. Abhi kuch dair baqi hai...!!

    20. Not ready to forget yet — just a little more time before the seasons change and this love is over. Abhi kuch dair baqi hai...!! Khizan k beet janay main, Guloun k Muskuranay main, Khushi k geet ganay mein, Baharon k zamanay main, Abhi kuch dair baqi hai..! Main tum ko bhool jaonga..! Na tum […]

  20. Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

    21. A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to. Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi […]

  21. Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

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  22. Kuch aur bhi hay

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  27. Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de

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  28. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

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  29. Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah

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  30. Jo aap ka dil chahta hay, new year

    31. Warm Roman Urdu New Year SMS wishing that whatever the reader's heart truly desires, this year finally delivers it. Har saal aata hai, Har saal jata hai, Iss saal aapko wo sab mile, Jo aapka .+""+.+""+. + DIL + "+. .+" "+" Chahta hai *Happy New Year*

  31. Zindagi qaid-e-musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi

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  32. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

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