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Jahan dekho, tum hi tum
Dil me tum
Dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
jahan dekho
Tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
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- Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
- Aayi hai diwali dekho
- Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
- Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara
- Hadson ki waja say bachay
- Woh raishmi balon wali
- Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo
- Allah aap ko brown balon wali..
- 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
- Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain
- Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se
- Namaz ki shaan
- Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
- Ullu ka patta
- Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say
- SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
- Mehboob ko joker kehna
- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
- Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa
- SMS kerne pe jo marte hain
- 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy
- Main ullu ka patha ...!
- PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
- Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p
- 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
- Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
- Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
- Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha
- 6 sawal
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- Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
- Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai?
- Problem solve nahi hoti
Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
Aayi hai diwali dekho Sang layi khushiya dekho.. Yehan wahan jahan dekho Aaj deep jagmagate dekho *Happy Diwali*
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara, Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara, Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara¢â‚¬Â¦ Good Night...!
Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid CAR..
Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . ¢â‚¬Å“Maiyooon¢â‚¬Â¢â‚¬Â¦
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,
Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen
Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote, Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote! Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne, K liye jaag rahe hain, warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
Namaaz ki shaan Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tak rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, farishtay charon taraf jama ho jate hain. Ek farishta pukarta hai k ay namazi agar tu dekh lay k tere samnay kon hai or tu kis se bat ker raha hai to […]
Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home. Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me Boy: Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk Boy: Aap Kaun? Girl: Ji, […]
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
kabhi kabhi ansu muskurahat se ziyadah special hote hain is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena, Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote Tashreeh: Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia, Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia, Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa, Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]
Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass 1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ? 2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ? 3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ? 4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi […]
Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)
kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, "Asman ka zameen se" Barish ka sehra se hay Haqiqat ka khuwabon se hay Din ka raat se hay Yeh kabhi bhi aik dosray se mil nahin patay laikin aik dosray k baghair adhoray bhi hain […]
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