Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

Hindi Misleading SMS

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

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    2. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

  2. Aayi hai diwali dekho

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  4. Nigahain nigahon se mila kar to dekho

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  5. Dekho Meri Aankhon

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  7. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib

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  8. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai

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  9. Jahan meri aur USKI paheli mulakat thi

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  10. Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara

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  11. Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho

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  13. Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay...

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  14. Hadson ki waja say bachay

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  15. Woh raishmi balon wali

    16. Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . ¢â‚¬Å“Maiyooon¢â‚¬Â¢â‚¬Â¦

  16. Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain

    17. Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain, Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain, Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga, Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,

  17. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

    18. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

  18. sary jhagre ana key hote hain

    19. Qurb key na wafa key hote hain sary jhagre ana key hote hain Wo humara hai is tarha se faiz jaise bande Khuda key hote hain

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  20. 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

    21. Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

  21. Rahtey hain jo nigaho se door

    22. ye dosti ke rishte bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai... sab apne apne naseeb hote hain.. rahtey hain jo nigaho se door.. wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain

  22. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

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  23. KOI KIYA JANAY

    24. Mosam-e-hijr k lamhat koi kiya janay, Kya guzarti hai meray sath ko kiya janay, Doriyon me bhi tere sath marasim hen woi, Roz hoti hai mulaqat koi kiya janay, Log hansti hui ankhon pe yaqeen rakhtay hain, Mere ansuu mere jazbat koi kiya janay, Ek tu hai jisay malum hen sari batain, Shab-e-hijran mere halat […]

  24. Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain

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  25. Namaz ki shaan

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  26. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

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  28. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

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  32. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte

    33. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte, dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne, ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.

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