Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

Hindi Misleading SMS

A romantic "you're everywhere" SMS deflated when a Dettol hygiene ad points out that germs are, in fact, also everywhere.

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

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  1. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

    2. Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

  2. Aayi hai diwali dekho

    3. Festive Hindi Diwali SMS about spotting lit diyas everywhere you look — the whole world is glowing today. Aayi hai diwali dekho Sang layi khushiya dekho.. Yehan wahan jahan dekho Aaj deep jagmagate dekho *Happy Diwali*

  3. Jo meri aankhon se Khuwab dekho

    4. Jo Meri aankhon se Khuwab dekho To Aik shab bhi na So sako Gay K Laakh Chaho Na Hans sako gay Hazaar chaho na Ro Sako gay' K Khuwab kya hain Azaab Hain yeh Mere Dukhon ki kitaab hain yeh Rifaqatain In main Chotti hain Mohabbatain in main Roothti hain Pinapti Hain In main Vahshatain […]

  4. Nigahain nigahon se mila kar to dekho

    5. Nigahain nigahon se mila kar to dekho, naye logo se rishta bana kar to dekho, hasratain dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hila kar to dekho, asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen phaila kar to dekho

  5. Dekho Meri Aankhon

    6. An Urdu verse for someone who says no one has touched their heart. The footprints in the message tell a very different story. Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai, Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai, Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra, To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke […]

  6. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

    7. Promises to call and text every day — just as soon as you settle my phone bill first. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

  7. Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara

    8. A romantic Roman Urdu good night about scanning a sky full of stars to find the one that belongs to someone special. Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara, Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara, Un taron main sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is waqt parh raha hai sms hamara… Good Night...!

  8. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib

    9. A ghazal about things this world offers freely — except the past, a shoulder in grief, and a friend who truly stays. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib Nahin milta to guzra hoa pal nahin milta Kartey rahen ge younhi sairab zameenen In aansoon ko ab koi aanchal nahin milta Ghurbat mein mayyasar […]

  9. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai

    10. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai

  10. Jahan meri aur USKI paheli mulakat thi

    11. Shaam udas thi‚ subaah udas thi, kafan me lipti‚  hue meri laash‚ thi, aey mere ghar walo mujhey wahin dafnana, jahan meri aur USKI paheli mulakat thi.

  11. Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho

    12. Kitno ki taqdeer badalni hai tumhein Kitno ko rasto pey lana hai tumhein Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho In lakeron say agay jana hai tumehin

  12. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai

    13. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai, Khushi jise mile wohi Rota hai, Umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo, Jaane kyun Pyaar ussi se hota hai.

  13. Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay...

    14. Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay... Wahin mohabbaton ka zawal hota hay. Kisi ko apna banana hunar hi sahih.... kisi ka bun k rehna kamaal hota hay..!

  14. I am sorry, I love you

    15. I am sorry to be smiling every time youre near. I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever youre here. I am sorry that cupid has made his hit. I am sorry i love you, I cant help it.

  15. All I want is to be with you

    16. YouRe So Far Way Yet You Are Here I CanT See Your Face But I Can Feel You Near I CanT Touch You But I Hold You Close No Matter Where You Are YouRe In My Heart Wherever I Go Hopefully The Miles Between Us Will Disappear Soon Because All I Want Is To Be […]

  16. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

    17. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

  17. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

    18. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

  18. Agar dada ashiq na hota

    19. Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic. Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

  19. Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

    20. Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi, Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi, Saath hamaray jahan tha sara, Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

    21. Romantic SMS is generally sent to or by the lover & beloved. Asian peoples prefer to send romantic urdu sms, for the rest of the world they can pick romantic sms messages in english here. Some peoples are more attracted to send romantic love sms to express how much they love you or send romantic […]

  21. Happy Promise Day Shayari

    22. Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day shayari about a long shared love and the vow that grew from it. Mere Dil Ki Har Dharkan Keh Rahi Hai Mai Tum Se Aur Ziyda Mohabbat Karun Aik Lamba Arsaa Jo Sath Hai Guzara Yeh Tum Se Wadaa Raha Hamara Aee Janeman Happy Promise Day

  22. Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain

    23. My love was never separate from you — if you're in my heart where my heartbeat lives, I don't need anything else. Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain, Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain, Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga, Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,

  23. Who you think you¢â‚¬â¢re not.

    24. Its not who you are that holds you back, its who you think youre not. (Unknown)

  24. Kuch Na Puchiye

    25. Kitne Nazuk Mizaj Hain Wo Kuch Na Puchiye Neend Nahi Aati Unhaien Dharkan k Shor Say..............

  25. KOI KIYA JANAY

    26. Mosam-e-hijr k lamhat koi kiya janay, Kya guzarti hai meray sath ko kiya janay, Doriyon me bhi tere sath marasim hen woi, Roz hoti hai mulaqat koi kiya janay, Log hansti hui ankhon pe yaqeen rakhtay hain, Mere ansuu mere jazbat koi kiya janay, Ek tu hai jisay malum hen sari batain, Shab-e-hijran mere halat […]

  26. Nashili aankhon sey woh jab hamein dekhte hain

    27. Nashili aankhon sey woh jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraa kar ankhen jhuka laitay hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana laitay hain...!

  27. Teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge

    28. Promises to love with such loyalty that even the one who was faithless will end up crying. Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge, K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge, Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge, Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.

  28. Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain

    29. Muskuratay hoi ankhon main sanam aatay hain, Aap kia janain kahan say mere gham aatay hain, Aap ko hum say pyar main shikayat kia ho gi, Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain...

  29. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

    30. A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

  30. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

    31. A misleading romantic image of flowers falling when you arrive — explained less flatteringly by your habit of walking into garden pots. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

  31. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

    32. Roman Urdu SMS about loneliness and longing, with a Punjabi aside explaining that 'vele' means lazy — the sender's self-described state waiting for the beloved. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is […]

  32. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

    33. Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum […]

  33. Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge

    34. Din beet jatey hain suhani yadain ban kar, Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar, Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge, Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..