Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

Hindi Funny SMS

Promises to call and text every day — just as soon as you settle my phone bill first.

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

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  3. Dekho Meri Aankhon

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  5. Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

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  7. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

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  11. Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai

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  12. Dil say dil mila ker to daikho

    13. A romantic SMS about merging hearts and shedding tears for someone — but the real ask is: put your SIM card in my phone first. Dil say dil mila ker to daikho hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho, SMS to kia call bhi karaingay, kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

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    14. Hume apne dil mein basaye rakhna, hamari yaadon k chirag jalaye rakhna, bahut lamba hai safar zindagi ka mere dƒöst, ek hissa hume bhi banaye rakhna.

  14. Teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge

    15. Promises to love with such loyalty that even the one who was faithless will end up crying. Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge, K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge, Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge, Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.

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    17. A wry breakdown of what love actually costs: phone calls, constant longing, lost freedom, and waiting for a message that might never come. PYAR means.... P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.

  17. Aap ki miss call aur pyar

    18. Each small sign of attention — a missed call, a text, a meeting — brings a different level of joy, but your love makes every single day worth living. Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi Aap […]

  18. God ko miss call karna hai

    19. A baby is born and immediately asks the nurse for a phone — to send God a missed call confirming safe arrival on earth. 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... […]

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  20. Duaon Ki Bheer Mein Ek Dua Hamari

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  21. Sardar 2 doctor

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  23. Mahek teri aaj bhi meri Saanson mein hai

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  24. The subscriber cannot be reached

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  25. Ik larki thi deewani si

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  31. Ishq ne hume Rula Diya

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  33. Just hit redial...

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