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1. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first. Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

2. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

3. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

4. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother). Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

5. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

6. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

7. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

8. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

9. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

10. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

11. Har larki per nazar ;)

A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

12. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

13. 1 Larki ki dua

1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

14. Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

15. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

16. A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

17. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

18. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

19. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

20. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

21. KOI TO HOTA....

KOI TO HOTA.... mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA..... jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

22. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

23. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

24. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

25. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

26. God ko miss call karna hai

A baby is born and immediately asks the nurse for a phone — to send God a missed call confirming safe arrival on earth. 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... […]

27. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

28. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

29. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

30. Boy and Girl in Hotel

A restaurant scene: boy proposes marriage one last time, girl says no, boy immediately asks the waiter for separate bills. Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

31. Kaam sadiyon ka hai...

Longing makes rest impossible, but the courage to reach out takes far more than a single moment allows — centuries of patience, not minutes. Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha, Phir humein aram kahan hota hay, Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka, Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

32. Meri umar beet jaye

Girl asks her lover for a letter she could spend her whole life reading; he sends back an indecipherable wall of symbols. Girl:aisa khat likh sajna, meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay. Boy: (i=0oi>xE'I1i+: e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@'e*, e(P+>i*

33. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

A funny Roman Urdu miss you teasing someone for holding their phone upside down — then suggesting maybe that's just their face. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l […]