Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Hindi Funny SMS

A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion.

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati,

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?

Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss"
To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

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