Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Hindi Funny SMS

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

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  3. Kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye

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  20. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

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  22. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

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