Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Hindi Funny SMS

Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first.

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,

Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

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    2. A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

  2. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

    3. A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you. 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? […]

  3. Kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye

    4. Kisi k sapnay kisi kay armaan ban jayen, Kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, Bay panah pyaar kehtay hain usey, Jab kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye,

  4. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,

    5. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

  5. Aik ------- larki

    6. A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

  6. Tujhey sub pata hai

    7. Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

  7. Har larki per nazar ;)

    8. A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

  8. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare

    9. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

  9. Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

    10. Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam. Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da. Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam. Ho biya me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra. Maa we..... Nawe belcha da sok […]

  10. Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

    11. Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam. Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da. Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam. Ho biya me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra. Maa we?.. Nawe belcha da sok […]

  11. Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

    12. Pashto humorous SMS: the speaker sets out at dawn to plant, finds the beloved still asleep, and ends up asking them to light the hookah. Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam. Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da. Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che […]

  12. Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai

    13. Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain... Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain Sub asal roop chhupate hain... Ikhlaq se khali log yahan Lafzon ke teer chalate hain... I baar nigahon mein aakar Phir saari umar rulate hain... Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein AB us ko bhool hi jaate […]

  13. Apne hone ka pata de dena

    14. Apne hone ka pata de dena kabhi guzro to sada de dena yaad Aa jaon ibadat main Agar hath utha ke bus Dua de dena..

  14. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai

    15. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai, Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai, Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai, Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.....

  15. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

    16. Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first. Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

  16. Ik larki thi deewani si

    17. A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on. Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh […]

  17. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

    18. A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

  18. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

    19. Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother). Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

  19. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    20. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  20. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    21. A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

  21. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

    22. A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

  22. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    23. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  23. Raaz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko Saqib

    24. Raaz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko Saqib, Duniya mein sab hamraz badal jatay hain, Kisi kay bicharne se koi mar nahi jata, Haan magar jeenay k andaz badal jatay hain!

  24. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

    25. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

  25. Kisi ke naam se pahle

    26. Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle hui hai […]

  26. 1 Larki ki dua

    27. 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

  27. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

    28. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

  28. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

    29. A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

  29. Kisi ko hisaab dayna hai.

    30. Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein Khari […]

  30. Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua

    31. No one has remembered him in a long time — the heart is quiet now, like a cloud that's already rained itself out. Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua, koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua. Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri, Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.

  31. Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne

    32. Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne, Khud bula ker phir sataya hai kisi ne, Jab tak jali hai shama jalta raha parwana, Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne Armaan mere raiza raiza hogaye hain, Yun kil k aangan say giraya hai kisi ne, Aag lagi hai dasht main koi kiya bhujaye […]

  32. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay

    33. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay bhalay kitni bhi mushkil ho magar aisa nahi kartay mohabbat mein shikayat ka kahin dastoor hota hay gila kar kay mohabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi kartay wafa'ain dar haqiqat mein bari anmol hoti hain kabhi apni wafa'aon ka sila maanga nahi kartay

  33. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

    34. A polite job-seeking SMS from a very recognizable name, complete with a promise to send his CV when needed. Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.