Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother).

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
"BHAI"

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  1. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    2. A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

  2. Dunya Jise Neend Kehti Hai...

    3. Dunya Jise Neend Kehti Hai... Jane Vo Kya Cheez Hoti Hai... Aankhain to Hum Bhi Bund Karte Hain.... Par Vo Aapse Milne Ki Tarkeeb Hoti hai.......

  3. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

    4. I always think about U. I cant live without U. I really need U. Im totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. Im crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦ (My neighbour say all this to me)

  4. Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne

    5. Shama kehti hai muje banaya kisne, jis jis ke hath lagi muje jalaya usne, wo shama kya jise koi jalane wala na ho, wo insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho...

  5. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

    6. Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first. Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

  6. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

    7. A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

  7. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    8. Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

  8. Ik larki thi deewani si

    9. A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on. Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh […]

  9. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    10. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  10. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

    11. A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

  11. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

    12. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

  12. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

    13. A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

  13. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

    14. Traces what love means depending on who it's for — parents, siblings, wife — then lands on the wife version: Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho […]

  14. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo

    15. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey Jab pyar aap se pyar kare Tab pyar se itna pyar karo k Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare

  15. Pyar se pyar mut kero

    16. A playful warning about loving love so completely that it has no reason to wander toward anyone else. Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare?

  16. Kaash koi hum par bhi pyar jatata

    17. Kaash koi hum par bhi pyar jatata, Hamari aankhon ko apne haathon se chhupata. Hum jab poochte kaun ho tum? Muskura kar woh apne aapko hamari jaan batata.

  17. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

    18. A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

  18. Har larki per nazar ;)

    19. A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

  19. PYAR means....

    20. A wry breakdown of what love actually costs: phone calls, constant longing, lost freedom, and waiting for a message that might never come. PYAR means.... P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don't PYAR.

  20. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    21. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  21. 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai

    22. A generational contrast in love: the classic girl waits patiently for first love, while the modern girl already has a replacement lined up. 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.

  22. 1 Larki ki dua

    23. 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

  23. Aik ------- larki

    24. A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

  24. Aap ki miss call aur pyar

    25. Each small sign of attention — a missed call, a text, a meeting — brings a different level of joy, but your love makes every single day worth living. Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi Aap […]

  25. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

    26. Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

  26. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

    27. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

  27. Apne pyar ko mat chupao

    28. Three pieces of advice: show your love, show your beauty, and please — stop the perfume and just take a bath. Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

  28. 1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

    29. A one-eyed man prepares to propose with a very fitting Bollywood song about love at first sight. Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

  29. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

    30. Starts as a romantic poem about not surviving without someone — ends with the real confession: who will I fool without you? Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

  30. Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay

    31. Jub koi khayal dil say takrata hay, Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh reh jata hay, Koi sub keh ker pyar jatata hay, To, Koi kuch na keh ker bhi pyar nibhata hay

  31. pyar ki kismat

    32. pyar ki kismat koi na jane, mar mitne ko taiyar hai diwane, duniya dekhe tamasha aur kahe, jal gaye pyar mae parwane.

  32. Koi Pyar Pane Ki Zid Men Hai

    33. Koi Pyar Pane Ki Zid Men Hai, Shayad Koi Azmane Ki Zid Men Hai, Mujhe Jis Ki Yad Aati Hai Itni Shidat Se' Shayad Wo Mujhsy dur Jane Ki Zid Men Hai.....!

  33. Pyar ko mut chupao...

    34. Genuine-sounding advice about showing love and sharing talents — with one final line sneaking in a very pointed hygiene suggestion. Pyar ko mat chupao, usay zarorut hay jatanay ki Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki