Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Hindi Funny SMS

A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated.

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

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