Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Hindi Funny SMS

Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid.

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

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  3. Exams are like Girl friends

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  14. What is a girl friend?

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