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1. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

2. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

3. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

4. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

5. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

6. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

7. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

8. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

9. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U […]

10. If u touch n feel its desire

If u touch n feel its desire. If u touch n don¢â‚¬â¢t feel its ignorance, But u don¢â‚¬â¢t touch n still feels its love.

11. Chappal badal li

Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

12. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

13. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

14. Naya saal mubarak

Naya Saal Mubarak Kia Bharosa Mobile Ka Battery ka Charger Ka Network Ka Balance Ka Life ka Time Ka Is Liye Meri Taraf Se Advance Main "Naya Saal Mubarak"

15. Hindi friendship new year shayari

Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho Kuch Aisa Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka Koyi Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki Zindagi Me H Andhera Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K Aashiyano Mein, […]

16. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

17. God ko miss call karna hai

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

18. Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho

Naya Savera Nayi Kiran ke Sath Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan ke Sath Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon ke Sath Happy New Year

19. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

20. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl Sms

A Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar Raha Hu..

21. Meri zindagi ki kitab ka

Mujhay apne zabt pe naaz tha,sar-e-bazm raat yeh kia huwa Meri ankh kaise chalak gai, mujhay gham hay yeh bura hua Meri zindagi ke cheragh ka, ye mezaj kuch naya nahin Abhi roshni abhi teergi, na jala hua na bujha hua Mujhay jo bhi dushman -e-jaan mila, woh pukhta kaar jafa mila Na kisi ki […]

22. Car k indicators

1 pathan dusre se: "Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?" Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

23. Love is the emblem of eternity;

Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, all fear of an end.

24. Doosti mausam nahi jo

Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai, Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai, Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay. Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......

25. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

26. Ik larki thi deewani si

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

27. 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

28. Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦ Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

29. Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein

Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, Naye Waday Nayi Qasmein, Nayi Umeed Hum Bandhe’n, Naye Andaz Se Jeewan Ka Ik Ik Rukh Badal Dalen, Dilon Mein Hain Kadorat Jo, Hum Us Ko Khatam […]

30. Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

31. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I

32. Chand Raat Mubarak !!

**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

33. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!