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1. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

2. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

3. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

4. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

5. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

6. Taaray mobile per

****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

7. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

8. Same mobile phone chargers

Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

9. A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

10. Mobile texting with a low battery

Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

11. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

12. A Man's Feeling about mobile

A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

13. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

14. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

15. Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

16. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

17. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

18. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

"FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

19. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

20. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U […]

21. Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi

Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u go away, she finds new device Man is like wi-fi, many devices can connect 2him at a time

22. Hindi friendship new year shayari

Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho Kuch Aisa Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka Koyi Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki Zindagi Me H Andhera Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K Aashiyano Mein, […]

23. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

24. Naya saal mubarak

Naya Saal Mubarak Kia Bharosa Mobile Ka Battery ka Charger Ka Network Ka Balance Ka Life ka Time Ka Is Liye Meri Taraf Se Advance Main "Naya Saal Mubarak"

25. Dreams touch ur heart and soul

Dreams touch your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope U'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night

26. Gun main nay chupa di thi

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

27. Powerful memory

Generally, we believe our MEMORY is weak, BUT When we want to forget SOMEONE, . . . we realize how powerful our MEMORY Is..!

28. Happy & colorful Holi

A touch of green i send to u. A drop of blue to cool the hue. A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy & colorful Holi

29. Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay, De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay, Tujh ko Seenay say Laga ker Milay Jannat ka Sakoon, Tujh say Bichrron to Meri Jaan NIKAL Jati hay, Ishq Kuch Aisay Mitata hay NISHAN-E-HASTI, Jaise k Raat Ujaalay ko NIGAL Jati hay, Tu Agar Dil […]

30. Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya

Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya, Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya, Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain, Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.

31. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho... * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki... Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte AnyWayz EiD MubArAk

32. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

33. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.