New mobile lia hay

Hindi Funny SMS

A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist.

Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me

usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory

kuch bhi nahin hay:p

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