Same mobile phone chargers

Misc SMS Jokes

Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P

Related SMS

  1. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    2. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  2. My phone is like my lover...

    3. My phone is like my lover... It's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to ever morning!

  3. Unfortunately, without my cell phone, I wouldn't

    4. Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]

  4. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    5. A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  5. Sardar on phone:

    6. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  6. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    7. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  7. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    8. A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk […]

  8. Kini waryi phone kita per

    9. Punjabi joke SMS: Sheikh ignores calls because the ringtone he paid thirty rupees for is meant to entertain his father, not callers. MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya Sheikh: kion Chukhan , jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye, ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

  9. New mobile lia hay

    10. A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  10. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    11. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  11. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    12. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  12. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    13. A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

  13. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    14. A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  14. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    15. The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  15. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    16. Phone fully charged, eyes on the screen, battery ready — but the friends involved guarantee nothing is coming. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  16. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    17. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  17. Taaray mobile per

    18. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  18. Mobile texting with a low battery

    19. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  19. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    20. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  20. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    21. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  21. A mobile is like women

    22. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  22. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    23. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  23. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

    24. Friendship with no charges, free calls, worldwide roaming, and a validity that never expires. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

  24. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    25. Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy […]

  25. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    26. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  26. Charger ki tarah

    27. A short romantic message asking for the kind of loyalty a phone shows its charger — always knowing when it's needed. Dil badal na dena sim ki terha Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

  27. Save girl friend number as low battery

    28. I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

  28. Ik larki thi deewani si

    29. A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on. Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh […]

  29. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

    30. A funny Roman Urdu miss you teasing someone for holding their phone upside down — then suggesting maybe that's just their face. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l […]

  30. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

    31. Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

  31. Laughter is the jam on the toast of life

    32. Laughter is the jam on the toast of life, it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows.

  32. Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder

    33. "Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier." So Keep Praying . . . .

  33. I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

    34. txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u txt msg: ur madam's lover boy