Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent...

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  1. Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

    2. Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF & He Loses His Memory. Than He Tries To Find out D Killer. Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer. Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P

  2. Life is like a MOVIE...

    3. Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

  3. 3 Movie tickets

    4. Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

  4. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

    5. Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

  5. AQAL HO NA HO

    6. Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

  6. A sardar goes to a restaurant

    7. A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

  7. Memories of our friendship

    8. A daily thought A silent tear A Constant wish that u r near... Words are few but thoughts r deep... Memories of our friendship i will always keep

  8. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    9. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  9. On a Silent Night

    10. On a Silent night wen friends are few I close my eyes and think of U A Silent night, A Silent tear, A Silent wish that U were Here.

  10. We will buy new wedding wring

    11. Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

  11. I'm talking to my wife

    12. Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

  12. Coins always make sound

    13. Coins always make sound, But the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, Keep yourself calm and silent. Gud Day!

  13. If a person is silent

    14. If a person is Silent it does't mean He is unknown of Fun,Enjoymnt&Thrills. But It means Life has taught Him some Lessons which has made Him Silent..!

  14. Coins Always Make Sound

    15. "Coins Always Make Sound" But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! “So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm & Silent

  15. When Nights are long & Friends are few... good night

    16. When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here. Good night & sweet dreams

  16. ECG if you go out ..

    17. ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/\_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /\________

  17. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    18. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  18. Silent in mouth may avoid many problems

    19. Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile... Wish you a good morning and nice day.

  19. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    20. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  20. Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience

    21. Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

  21. Positive thought

    22. A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: "how did u feel?" . . . It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me" Moral: Take evrything positively

  22. Silent message for all students

    23. A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

  23. She was asking me your details

    24. Hi... Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. she will be visiting u soon. Her name is . . . * SMILE * I think she came just now!

  24. All problems an apple can make

    25. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  25. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

    26. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

  26. Position of husband is like a split A.C.

    27. Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.

  27. Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

    28. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

  28. Love has no age....

    29. Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday ?? So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age" Love Has No Age. -MORAL: Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

  29. Wife said I'm dying

    30. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  30. Save girl friend number as low battery

    31. I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

  31. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

    32. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

  32. Impact of Movies

    33. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  33. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    34. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)