You are here: SMS4Smile » Funny SMS » Position of husband is like a split A.C.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Related SMS
- Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.
- A husband is someone who
- Husband wife watching an IPL match together
- New sim to surprise her husband
- Difference between boyfriend and husband
- Difference between Husband & gadha
- Angry wife to her husband
- Husband was seriously ill
- Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
- Husband aur wife in hotel
- Husband at the bank
- Husband sent a text to his wife at night
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
- A line on a Husband's T shirt
- Husband - tum kon hoo ?
- New Year Prayers for Your Husband or Wife
- How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
- Husband, wife & spare tyre
- Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
- Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking
- If u were my husband / wife
- Husband wife mein larai hoi
- Wife treats husband
- Happy Mother's Day! To Wife From Husband
- Your husband needs rest
- A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Husband to a newly wed wife
- A woman shoots her husband.
- Happy New Year Wishes for Husband
- Daughter will snag a better husband
- Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband
- Cricket match, Wife and husband
- Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay
One second faster in a race is worth millions of dollars more. Don't settle for almost first in your own life. A race horse that consistently runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollars more. Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.
A short observation about husbands taking out the trash like a heroic act. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P
Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow. Husband - tum kon hoo Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
Prayers and duas to send your husband or wife as the year turns, for their health, their work and the marriage you share. Christian and Muslim prayers are labelled so you can pick what fits. New Year prayers for our marriage Honey, it’s my prayer that as we grow old together our love becomes stronger.Having […]
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
A biology-based comparison of husband and wife that favors the wife's side. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
An unfaithful husband Thinks of other women When he sleeps with his wife. A faithful husband thinks Of his wife when he sleeps With other women
A Churchill-style husband-wife exchange about coffee and consequences. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.
A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]
I don't say it enough. I don't say it loud enough. I don't say it with as much passion as I feel. I don't say it when I always should. But, here I go... I married a fantastic woman and I want the world to know that I LOVE YOU with everything that I am!! […]
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer
For wives who want to tell their husband something real this New Year: a romantic line, a proper thank you for the year, or a dua for him. Romantic New Year messages for husband It's true we were made for each other.The time we have been together has proved this,and I thank God for having […]
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.
A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!
Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)