Husband - tum kon hoo ?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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